There are a lot of things I can do, not the least of which is building houses. I can do the whole thing myself, from digging the foundation to putting the ridge cap on the roof and everything in between. All the carpentry, plumbing, electrical, tile workl, everything. Been there done that.
The one thing I cannot do is dance. I may be the least coordinated person on the planet. It's not that I have two left feet. I have one of each like yer suppsoed to, it's just that they're permanently encased in concrete jack boots. I couldn't be less light on my feet if I weighed 400 pounds. Is what it is. I live with it. Hey - maybe God made me so fuckin' handsome to make up for my inability to dance the simplest dance...
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When the power goes out you can still
charge your phone super fast.
And it's also a flashlight.
Marked down today to only $ 18.99...
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