Sunday, September 20, 2026

In the market for a new squeeze? Here's what they want...

I get the distinct impression this babe is gonna be single for a long, long time. This Silicon Valley diva is facing fierce blowback for sharing a lengthy list of “non-negotiable” qualities she expects in a partner after asking for help finding the tech bro of her dreams.
Brooke LeBlanc, an executive at tech company Corgi, caught considerable heat after posting her laundry list of requirements on X (above). “Who wants to cofound the rest of my life with me?” she wrote in a post, before describing her ideal mate in a follow-up note. 
Granted, she is a bit of a babe, but that is some seriously high-mainenance shit goin' on right there. Juss' sayin'...


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13 comments:

  1. Face it, bitch! You are not, and never will be marriage material!

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  2. Even if she finds her dream man(?) it won't last when reality hits.

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  3. Find someone like that and I'd screw him....

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  4. I can't say I disagree with most of her criteria ( except that 'healing path' BS ! ) . Sounds like pretty reasonable standards, actually .

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  5. i assume she is totally without sin or faults.

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  6. A long shopping list but what exactly does she bring to the table?

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    1. GREAT question! I want to see her corresponding offer to every point of her ask.

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    2. I don't see any fun bags in those pics.....

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  7. What I see her describing is reasonable. Women have to raise the standards. Young men can have slack, or they can have sex: choose.

    I held out for healthy masculine smart funny lighthearted provider protector hardworking kind generous thoughtful fit sober tech-friendly kid-and-dog-magnet handsome money-smart bathroom-cleaning floor-vacuuming laundry-doing-because-runs-the-laundromat-as-a-side-gig, got gift-for-teaching and same-religious-background and gives-great-back-rubs thrown in, by merely letting go of same-age-range and color-matched. Unfortunately a way to hold out for cancer-proof has not been invented...

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    1. It's not that she has high standards, it's that she's probably passed over dozens of guys who meet them all the while not qualifying for any herself.

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  8. She left out a few.... must drive a puke green, auto transmission Subaru Outback & wear Birkenstocks. Man bun & meta glasses. Soy milk decaf lattes instead of proper black coffee the way it was intended. She can have the masculine provider bits or the rest of it; they're mutually exclusive.

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  9. Who wants to bet she's already passed over everyone she's met who meets her criteria. Who also wants to bet that she runs screaming to TikTok to complain all men are trash and can't handle her the moment they ditch her because she doesn't meet a fraction of her own standards.

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  10. That's a long list of requirements for someone who almost certainly brings NOTHING of consequence to the "relationship".

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