The boneheaded teen who jumped off San Diego’s famous Sunset Cliffs in a viral stunt detailed his brutal injuries. The 17-year-old boy, whose has not been identified, told Fox 5 he currently can’t walk without the use of a walker after the terrifying moment he hit the rocks.
“I slammed against the rock and I felt like paralyzed, and I couldn’t move,” he said. “My lungs were burning, my ribs were burning, my spine, it was the weirdest feeling it was just burning,” he added.
The teen suffered six compression fractures to his vertebrae and required nine stitches in his foot but said he did not need surgery. Even with the pain, he reminisced on how lucky he still is. “If I slipped a little bit more and I landed straight on that slab and not in the water, I would probably be paralyzed if not dead,” he said.
At some popint, when he finally got home from the hospital, I hope his old man - at the very least - smacked him in the back of the head. That is the very least MY father woulda done. And probably a whole lot more. Juss' sayin'...
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foot in the assss more like it lol
ReplyDeleteI put my dad through some crap I'm ashamed of. Wrecked cars and the like.
ReplyDeleteMore evidence that modern medicine and EMS services are defeating Darwin's filter. People this stupid should not be allowed to survive and propagate.
ReplyDeleteSigh. Stupid is as stupid does. H/T to Forrest Gump.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to a life of misery, kid.
ReplyDeleteI did some dumb things as a kid bit was smart enough not to jump off a cliff into rocks...
ReplyDeleteHe answered the question "If your friends jump off a cliff Are you going to jump?"
ReplyDeleteWhen he's 45 or so his back will remind him constantly about that stupid decision. Maybe earlier.
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