Where do the big bucks folks do their grocery shopping, and other dumb shit...

 Costco was the grocery retailer where the largest share of higher-income Americans reported doing most of their grocery shopping...  

YouGov - the outfit that does all these obtuse studies for god-knows-who -  defines higher-income households as those earning at least $150,000 annually, or more than 200% of the U.S. median household income. Higher-income Americans make up 10% of the population. Just over half (51%) of higher-income households reported spending more than $150 each week on groceries, compared to 28% of middle- and lower-income households.

 

One of the things they don't say - anywhere in the report - is the size of the household. So a family with eight kids, two dogs and a circus chimp - and a household like mine with just the two of us - are thrown together in the mix? They also don't deliniate where geographically the studies were done. That could make a huge difference.

This is exactly why 97.43% of all these studies and polls and whatnot are bullshit. Honest to god I have no idea who pays for this shit, but I can betcha I know why. You figure it out.

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Trump Accounts kicked in July 4th giving each baby born from 2025 to 2029 a $1,000 investment account. 

With the maximum $5,000 annual contributions the kid can be worth $300,000 by age 18. The idea is turn the next generation into Republicans before the professors can get their hands on them. 

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Here's the deal. If you are somewhere - anywhere - where you see someone wearing these silly ass friggin' META glasses, you have every right - well, in fact - you have an absolute obligation - to punch that fuckin' dweeb as hard as you possibly can, hopefully breaking the glasses and then watching the person cry over it. One piece of advice, however. If you're gonna sucker 'em, do it from a side-angle shot so the dweeb can't produce evidence, if ya catch my drift. If you do get in trouble for doing it, just tell whoever I said it was okay. That works almost all the time.

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Do the math - that's 31 cents a cup. Fuck Starbucks.

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Never quite thought of it this way, but I guess it is a sorta legit question. When we're standing up to place our order and someone brings us our stuff, we never would think of tipping them for what they did, but if we're sitting down and basically do the same things - peruse the menu, place our order, and wait patiently for that person to deliver what we asked them for, well, then we feel we should tip them, right? 

Well, wasn't the service just as efficient - albeit different - in the first scenario? I'm not advocating one way or another on this, just given you a little something to chew on, if ya gets my drift...

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Yeah - she mighta been fuckable at some point, but those of us who remember 

remember what a fuckin' cunt this broad is, and always has been.

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Every one of 'em pegs my give-a-fuck meter...

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This is how yours truly knows yours truly is losing it a little. This is something I posted on FB back when the woke-ass jerkoff powers that be were deciding that calling a buncha of 300 pound black guys with bad tattoos 'redskins' was so insulting to nobody. 

It popped up this morning and - I swear to the baby Jesus - it took me a full minute - if not more - to figure out why I might have that that was somehow witty 2,000 days ago. Potato, Patata, if ya gets my meanin'...

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Got mine Saturday. They're comfortable as all giddup.

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While I was at CHAT GPT, I asked it to do an action figure 

from that same profile picture. That shit's crazy.

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