Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Karma's my bitch, boyeeeeeeeee...

 
A suspected burglar had his vehicle stolen while he robbed a business in a dose of instant karma so delicious even police couldn’t help but laugh as they slapped him in cuffs. Jalen Godard, 29, called police to report his truck had been stolen from a Baltimore parking lot just minutes before they received a call about a burglary at a Verizon store on Baltimore National Pike.
“Man, someone stole my truck,” he told officers, claiming he had been at a nearby McDonald’s when someone drove off with his ride. Surveilance video nabbed him though, and off he went to the hoosegow.

 


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