Saturday, June 6, 2026

On what grounds? Because he's an idiot?

An Arizona high school graduate had part of his ear torn off and suffered a concussion when he jumped off his classmate’s roof during an alcohol-fueled senior skip day party. Blake Barnes, who attended Phoenix’s Desert Vista High School, filed a lawsuit against Brandon and Megan Spencer, who he claims knew about the party that their son was hosting at their home in the Ahwatukee neighborhood.
Barnes said that between 100 and 150 people had attended the out-of-control party that allegedly included underage drinking in the home’s backyard while several teens were standing on the roof on April 13.
 

The rational behind that lawsuit is mind-bending. The kid got hurt because he's a fucking idiot who thought jumping from the roof to the pool was a good idea. Instead of just losing part of his ear he coulda killed himself. Then who would sue who? C'mon folks - ya gotta stay away from the shyster lawyers already...



4 comments:

  1. Now if there was such a thing thing as a judge with ethics *bwahahaha) he/she would throw this in suit in the shit can, but no doubt he/she is talking to the lawyer to find out what his cut from the insurance company settlement will be. That's how the system works.

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  2. As Shakespeare said..."first kill all the lawyers..."

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  3. If only a decent judge would say "too bad, so sad...life is hard, especially if you're stupid."

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  4. Good news is he'll get half price on earbuds.

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It musta had catnip in it, eh, Fat Freddie?

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