Friday, May 29, 2026

Direct from LaLaLand, the land of hopeless - and hapless - people, comes this genius idea...

LA truly is a City of lost souls. Imagine you're so needy, so alone, so desperate for companionship you have to hire someone to talk to you. What if you could hire a friend to walk with you? No strings, no awkward silences, no need to pretend you're okay.
Welcome to People Walker. For $60 an hour, you get a companion who will stroll beside you, listen to your problems, and help you get outside.
They're not therapists or personal trainers - just paid witnesses to your daily walk. Some clients treat it as a low‑cost alternative to talk therapy. Others simply hate walking alone.
 

In a city where everyone drives, People Walker found a niche: the unmet need for simple, walking company. No friends. no relatives, no acquaintances even. No pets required, either. Just somebody you pay to walk with you. How pathetic...




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Direct from LaLaLand, the land of hopeless - and hapless - people, comes this genius idea...

LA truly is a City of lost souls. Imagine you're so needy, so alone, so desperate for companionship you have to hire someone to talk to ...