LA truly is a City of lost souls. Imagine you're so needy, so alone, so desperate for companionship you have to hire someone to talk to you. What if you could hire a friend to walk with you? No strings, no awkward silences, no need to pretend you're okay.
Welcome to People Walker. For $60 an hour, you get a companion who will stroll beside you, listen to your problems, and help you get outside.
They're not therapists or personal trainers - just paid witnesses to your daily walk. Some clients treat it as a low‑cost alternative to talk therapy. Others simply hate walking alone.
In a city where everyone drives, People Walker found a niche: the unmet need for simple, walking company. No friends. no relatives, no acquaintances even. No pets required, either. Just somebody you pay to walk with you. How pathetic...
We exist within the totality that is the universal divine...and yet people feel separated and alone. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if you have to have liability insurance to cover your walker in case you both get mugged. I guarantee they will blame you. For the route, the neighborhood, the time of day.
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