Chinese carmaker Seres realises this basic human necessity. For that reason it
has secured a patent for an “in-vehicle toilet” that slides under a seat and enables full onboard lavatory access without stopping the vehicle. An extraction fan to displace fumes and wafting odors is included. The feature is meant to “satisfy users’ toilet needs on long journeys, while camping or while staying in the car” engineers explained in Seres’ patent filing in China.
Honest to god, ya can't make this shit up. When I first saw this blip, I thought it was a goof like something from Babylon Bee or something.
No, it's legit. Why? God only knows. Them chinese, as they say, are inscrutable. Whatever that means...
Much too dangerous for us well-endowed American men!
ReplyDeleteThose chinese folk might be able to squat down there and take care of business but this big fat, stiff old fart couldnt get close enough for it to be useful.
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