Wednesday, April 29, 2026

At least he knows a friend when he sees one...

Hey - when you're the King of a country as fucked up as England is now, you better have a sense of humor. Charles delighted guests with his wit and humor on day two of his historic State Visit to the US. The monarch and Trump prompted giggles from the crowds with jokes about “soccer”, the King’s “cute” accent and a handful of more high-stakes gags.
Amid worsening relations between Trump and Keir Starmer over Iran, the King went on a charm offensive to smooth things over in the 'Special Relationship'. Addressing the US Congress, Charles jokingly reassured lawmakers he was not in America for “cunning rearguard action” to reestablish British rule as he spoke about his five-times great grandfather King George III who was monarch when the US won independence from Britain.
 

The King also later poured on the charm at the White House State Dinner, delighting guests with jokes about “soccer” and speaking French. Referencing the upcoming World Cup in America, Charles quipped the UK calls it “football” rather than “soccer” in a 'cheeky' jibe.





6 comments:

  1. I guess depopulating the planet didn't come up.

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  2. He knows how badly he needs us to save jolly old Englands ass from the disaster they've created by flooding the country with africans and muslims.

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  3. Screw England. We don't need them, they are just another leech.

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  4. Did he talk about killing Princess Diana so he could have his dream girl Camilla?

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  5. “Soccer” was originally a British term for the game. It was based upon the Football AsSOCiation Rules, the “SOC” being the root of the shorthand term “Soccer”.

    BTW, did anybody see Chuck eat any pork products or drink wine? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  6. A clever state visit doesn't change the fact that FORMERLY Grate Britin is morphing into an islamic caliphate...a NUCLEAR ARMED caliphate. And once the muzzies are in power and the former citizens enslaved they will be another enemy of the west and freedom. Just like Iran is now.

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