Wednesday, March 25, 2026

When is the MLB Opening Night game, and how am I probably not able to watch it?

This will be the first-ever live MLB broadcast on Netflix. Let's hope they fuck it up and never carry another game...  

The 2026 MLB regular season opens with a special matchup between the New York Yankees and San Francisco Giants on Wednesday, March 25, at 8 p.m. ET, streaming on Netflix. The main Opening Day featuring most teams occurs on Thursday, March 26, with a full slate of games, including a doubleheader on NBC and Peacock.
This is exactly what everyone was concerned about with the Paramount/Netflix/Warner Borthers battle. Any merger would create a broadcast Goliath just ripe for monopoly. 
Why is this game on a subscription service and no where else? Because the money-grubbing whores at MLB couldn't give a fuck about you of they tried. It's supposed to be America's Game, isn't it? Well then, make it so that the vast majority of Americans can watch it - for free. And sponsored by Adobe? I guess they outbid Chevy or Ford. But why? 
Juss' sayin'...
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Yeah - okay - it's funny for all of about 17 miliseconds, and then ya start to think about it - and stuff like it - and ya realize a coupla things, first and foremost is the fact that someone took the time to create and post something that insipid. Then ya get to the point when you realize just how much of the internet is actually wasted on drivel like that, and then I get tossed in to the mix with the fact that I created - and you're reading this blog post.
Now here's my argument. Do you actuallu get tyo know shit from here ya didn't know beforehand? Do things you see here pique you interest or curiosity? Does reading this blog have any more - or less - to ffer than anything else you'd find in this vast wasteland called the internet? Chime in - I'm curious...
 

And then there's that...
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And you wonder why I'm a Yankees fan?
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I know there's no license plate, but I got even money 
that's truck's from New Jersey. Juss' sayin'...
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A New Mexico jury on Tuesday ordered Meta to pay $375m in civil penalties after it found the company misled consumers about the safety of its platforms and enabled harm, including child sexual exploitation, against its users. This is the first jury trial to find Meta liable for acts committed on its platform.
“The jury’s verdict is a historic victory for every child and family who has paid the price for Meta’s choice to put profits over kids’ safety,” said New Mexico attorney general Raúl Torrez.
 
Two things here. One, jury awards in civil cases are easily overturned on appeal. Two? The amounts of monies they award are fuckin' ridiculous. Know how the came up with that exact number? The jury ordered Meta to pay the maximum penalty under the law of $5,000 per violation, totaling $375m in civil penalties for violating New Mexico’s consumer protection laws. What was the basis for that multiplier? 
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I had no idea that was there all along - did you? I mean, seriously, how many times have you tried pulling on the roll and the roll popped out and ran acrass the floor, right? This friggin' thing's been there all along? 
That makes me feel really - I mean REALLY friggin' stupid.
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You thought you were having a bad day?

Some guy up in the terminal saw this and recorded it on his phone, then posted it to Instagram. When the video begins, there are already three guitars piled on the tarmac at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). The baggage man-handler grabbed a fourth and tossed it onto the pile, before it tumbled away. He continues to unload the remaining instruments in the same fashion. By the end of the video, at least six guitars had been tossed from the luggage cart to the concrete ground. You can only hope whoever this motherfucker is, that he's unemployed today What kinda miserable fuck would do that on purpose?
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2 comments:

  1. On the Reynolds Wrap box - I went so far as to go to Lowe's and buy a wooden dow to run through those holes. Works on plastic wrap, too.

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When is the MLB Opening Night game, and how am I probably not able to watch it?

This will be the first-ever live MLB broadcast on Netflix. Let's hope they fuck it up and never carry another game...    The 2026 MLB re...