Sure, she'll write a book, but who would buy it? Hunter?

She says she'll explain a lot of things that haven't been explained properly in the past. I'm sure there'll be some plot twisting in that approach. 

She'll talk about her 'years of service to the country'. Okay, was she elected to something somewhere that I haven't heard about? So some dickhead publisher is gonna give her god-knows how many millions of dollars to have some hack ghost-write a 300 page tome that won't say a single thing of value - or interest.

 Honestly - seriously - who the fuck would want to read her bullshit? Two things I look forward to. Seeing her on CBS Sunday morning and 60 Minutes plugging it, and I wonder what the betting line is that Joe doesn't make it to any of her book signings. Juss' sayin'...

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Let me tell you a little bit about these. I bought two for my kitchen cabinets.

 They're rechargeable, held on by self stick magnets, and were real easy

 to install (like five minutes). Trust me on these - they work great...

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