Saturday, March 28, 2026

Don't worry, Mz. Biden - I got yer back. OW!!!!!

Yeah - as if that job doesn't suck enough as it is, a Secret Service agent shot himself in the ass while escorting former First Lady Jill Biden through airport security. The shooting happened at Philadelphia International Airport as Biden was being led through the chaotic travel hub around 8:30am on Friday.
According to a source, the agent apparently left his phone inside the terminal and rushed back to get it. As he hurried through the airport, his firearm fell out of its holster.
The agent quickly grabbed it and as he was trying to put it away accidentally pulled the trigger, shooting himself in the right cheek. He sustained a non-life threatening injury after a “negligent discharge” of the gun while handling the service weapon, Secret Service spokesperson Nate Herring said in a statement.
Think about that poor bastard. He will get demoted for it, but what could possibly be next - guarding the family dog?
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11 comments:

  1. He’ll become pit bull bait if he guards the Biden family dog.

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  2. Why is the Secret Service having to go through body scan? Seriously? WTF?

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  3. What's next?
    Being assigned to the Hilary Clinton detail.

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  4. And of course, they had to wait in long TSA lines....

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  5. Hahahahahahahahahahaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaahaha..... and "HA!!!!"
    That is the best I've heard in a while...
    shot himself in the """ASS"""...
    NUFF' Said.....
    skybill

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  6. Time to send all armed Treasury employees to remedial Weapons Safety Training. (This is THE SAFETY!)

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  7. That's one way to get out of an assignment.

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  8. I could not find what type of gun it was. We have two older Sauers. They are nice I you like 9mm. Me I shoot old Winchester 22s rifles, models 61 and 52. For pistol a 1950s Police Special 22 training pistol. I cannot miss with an old Colt revolver and I never shot my dick off.

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  9. he's lucky he only shot himself in the ass, and not some other poor schmuck stuck in the airport with a federal agent who can't even control his own weapon. sheesh.

    - Chi

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