Thursday, December 11, 2025

Where do you hide when politicians go too far?

New Jersey lawmakers want to ban your sporks, 
forks, spoons, and knives... 
 
Leaving you to eat your lunch with your hands like Zohran Mamdani and drink your soup straight out of the container...   

Yes, the New Jersey legislature is trying to ban plastic utensils. New Jersey lawmakers introduced a measure that would restrict single-use utensils and condiments at restaurants to “upon request” only and require reusable utensils for dine-in at larger sites.
The bill applies to food service businesses statewide, including restaurants, cafés, food trucks, grocery and convenience store counters, schools, hospitals, arenas, and similar venues. It would bar bundled utensil or condiment packs, set online ordering defaults to “no utensils or condiments,” and make businesses with 50 or more on-site seats offer washable, reusable utensils for customers eating on premises.
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And you think you're having a bad day?
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We go through this every year. Neither of us wants or needs 
anything, so buying gifts is difficult...
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These two ads showed up on a page I was looking at yesterday. They really do make you wonder what some marketers think the average IQ of the average male is. Reality is, they talk to you like you're an idiot because they think we're all idiots...
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In response to his girlfriend seeing him receiving oral sex from a female stalker, Jack Nicholson apparently said, “She offered me a blowjob. I wasn’t going to say no.”
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A dog, a bottle of whiskey, fishin' pole, good book, bag full of sandwiches 
and a couple good cigars. THAT would be a good weekend...
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A bill introduced in the New Jersey Assembly would mandate that transgender inmates in state prisons be housed according to their gender identity rather than the gender assigned at birth, and that correctional staff use inmates’ preferred gender pronouns.

Under the bill, corrections officers would be required to ask each inmate upon intake to identify their gender identity or expression, state whether they identify as transgender, non-binary, or intersex, and provide their preferred pronouns.
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And you think you're having a bad day?
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Here's a great idea for 
a nice little Christmas gift...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this lovely bracelet
It's only $ 28.00 - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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Click on the description for more information.
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4 comments:

  1. I call bullsh*t. You don't get arrested for non-criminal behavior. If more blacks are getting arrested, it's because more of them are getting caught. But just getting caught doesn't reduce crime if they turn around and are released the same day by idiot judges. And the relations between blacks and cops is already terrible; I doubt it can get any worse. Too large of a chunk of the black population are uncivilized barbarians and get away with anything they can. And it makes the ones that aren't look bad.

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  2. When I see a cabin in the woods like that, I think of all the critters living under that porch. Remember: don't shoot the skunks and opossum 'cause they'll eat the snakes.

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  3. is New Jersey attempting to be the First Shari'a State in the union?

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  4. My little town was able to reduce crime with one simple trick: they stopped taking police reports. When someone tried to carjack a friend, the cops told her she wasn't killed, failed to steal the car, and just because he smashed her window was no reason to take the report. Besides, the DA wouldn't prosecute, so skip the paperwork, and the town has one less violent crime.

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If it's too hot, too cold, too dry, too wet, whatever - just blame Trump. I get it...

This is almost too crazy to believe, but from this guy, ya almost have to -  as Nancy once famously said - suspend disbelief.  Murphy said, ...