One night in late November, a liquor store in the small town of Ashland, Virginia, was broken into. Bottles of alcohol were pulled off shelves and smashed, their contents consumed. Officials on the scene found the perpetrator passed out in the shop’s bathroom – a raccoon. He was, they say, “very intoxicated”.
There are signs that the raccoon is a serial offender. Samantha Martin, an animal protection officer, suspects he was responsible for breaking into a karate studio, and the offices of the Department of Motor Vehicles, where he “ate some of their snacks”.
Of his liquor store raid, Martin said: “I did see his eyes going back and forth like a typical drunk person, and he obviously could not stand up.” She was able to take him to a shelter, “in order to sober up a little bit”. Then he was released back into the wild. The story went viral, and people donated money to the shelter. It was so relatable, she said. “Everybody’s had a few extra and passed out by the toilet, and hopes somebody can come get you the next morning.”
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Upon return to the wild, the raccoon's conversations started with "Now this is no shit..."
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