Wilmington, DE – In a triumphant announcement today, former President Joe Biden revealed that his long-stalled presidential library project has finally secured full funding, raising a total of $487.62 through a combination of GoFundMe donations, loose change from Air Force One couch cushions, and a particularly successful yard sale.
The Joe Biden Presidential Library and Avocado Toast Repository will be housed in a modest “Little Free Library” box installed on a quiet sidewalk in Wilmington, Delaware - mere blocks from Biden’s home, allowing for easy access during his daily Amtrak commutes that no one is quite sure he’s still taking.
“It’s big league stuff,” Biden declared at the unveiling ceremony, attended by three neighbors, a curious dog, and a reporter from the local HOA newsletter. “This isn’t just some fancy marble mausoleum like those other guys. No, sir. This is a library for the people - where folks can take a book, leave a book, and maybe snag one of my classic aviators if they’re lucky.”
Thanks to the guys at genesiustimes.com for this report...
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All the books say "For Ages 3 to 8."
ReplyDeleteI'm betting they're ALL coloring books.
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