If it moves, tax it. If it doesn't move tax it anyway...

 E-bikes will become motorcycles under yet another new bill 

being advanced by New Jersey Democrats...  

New Jersey Dimorats have advanced legislation that would eliminate the low-speed e-bike category and regulate electric bicycles as motorized vehicles requiring licensing, registration, and insurance. The bill, sponsored by Sen. Nicholas P. Scutari - of course he's a fuckin' Dimorat - cleared the Senate with a favorable vote, pushing forward a proposal that removes all classifications of low-speed electric bicycles from state law. 

In their place, the bill expands the definition of “motorized bicycle” to include any pedal bicycle equipped with an electric motor that assists while pedaling or can propel the bike through a throttle.

By redefining e-bikes as motorized bicycles, riders would be required to register their e-bikes with the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission, obtain insurance, and hold either a valid basic driver’s license or a motorized bicycle license. Operators would generally need to be at least 17 years old, though riders as young as 15 could qualify with a motorized bicycle license after passing an examination.

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I actully saw someone online say yesterday that ICE agents enforcing a law that's been on the books for decades, and was strictly enforced under their hero Obummer, was like the Gestapo arresting Jews in the 30's. WTF is in the drinking water of these friggin' libtards?

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“I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers, or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you: ‘There is no I in team.’ What you should tell them is: ‘Maybe not. But there is an I in independence, individuality, and integrity.'”

 

- George Carlin                   

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Critics - who needs 'em? Seriously. I like pistacchio ice cream and you think it tastes like shit? So what - am I supposed to not eat it because your taste buds are fucked up? This is the thing about opinions - everyone has one, they're just like assholes - they all have one of them, too. 

Bottom line? I say I like operas and you don't. That doesn't make me right and you wrong, or vice-versa. It just means we have different ways of approaching different things. Savvy, my friend?

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Coldest night of the year so far. Well, this winter, anyway.

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We all know that Bouganvillea bushes like to climb, right? Well this over-acheiver around the corner from my house one-ups the shit outta that fact. This Boge's actually up and completely taken over this tree. Looks pretty cool, doesn't it?

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There's still some great year-end deals available.

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There will never be a time when she's not appropriate...