Friday, November 28, 2025

It's satire, but, in reality, it could be legit. At least in AOC's world, anyway...

Genesius is reporting today that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was furious today after she learned that retailers and shopping outlets were still referring to the day after Thanksgiving as “Black Friday“. She has demanded that they start referring to the make-shift holiday next year as “Friday of Color”.
The proposal, touted as a groundbreaking initiative for shopping equality, aims to rectify what AOC perceives as an oversight in the nomenclature of one of the busiest shopping days of the year.
In a press conference that unfolded like a Black Friday midnight madness sale, AOC passionately declared, “We need to recognize the diversity of our shopping experiences and move away from the exclusionary term ‘Black Friday.’ By renaming it ‘Friday of Color,’ we are embracing the vibrant spectrum of shopping desires that exist in our wonderfully diverse society.”
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2 comments:

  1. I want a more inclusive kind of 'equality'. I want to be able to just go to a store, take whatever I want and walk out of the store without paying. Or is that reserved for 'colored people' only?

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  2. Piss, off, Perpetually Offended Sandy.

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