Hillary Clinton, the professional hemorrhoid who just won't shut the fuck up and fade away, is bitching about how Trump is defiling what she calls 'your house' - The White House. Well, Hill, if you thought before you spoke, you'd realize he isn't touching the residence or the West Wing - you know, the West Wing, where you're husband was fucking a volunteer intern?
Yeah - that West Wing isn't being touched. Here - lemme show ya:
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Graphics from New York Post
Shopping will now save the planet. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced this week that the state is taking an uncharacteristically classy approach to tackling one of its most notorious ecological threats - the invasive Burmese python - by literally turning the problem into luxury fashion.
The Sunshine State is renewing its efforts to remove the apex predators from the Everglades, because they are known to devastate native wildlife populations and transform them into stylish fashion accessories through a new partnership between the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) and Miami-based textiles manufacturer, Inversa.
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I'm not sure I get this one. Is the guy trying to say that we're (finally) cutting back on benefits and freebies for illegals? I not a dim bulb, but this one might be a bit too subtle, even for me...
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She shot it on the balcony of her condo. Pretty friggin' cool, huh?
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It's funny if ya think about it - this is nothing new at all. Back in the day - say up until around the late 60's or thereabouts, the better department stores had what they called 'personal shoppers'. This is just a modern play on an old theme, sorta.
I have first-hand knowledge of this because my Mother actually was one - at the Hahne's Department Store in downtown, Newark, NJ. Hahne's and Bambergers were the two real 'upscale' stores at the time in Newark. My mother loved her job there, at least up until the summer of '67 Newark riots, when she refused to go into the heart of the city anymore...
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in Paris in their 'getaway ride' - exiting the museum.
Slow and steady won that race.
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Life is good.
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Just fuckin' with ya...
Hunter is not wrong, even Joe admitted it.
ReplyDelete"To me, the values of diversity, equality, inclusion are literally — and this is not kidding — the core strengths of America. That’s why I’m proud to have the most diverse administration in history that taps into the full talents of our country. And it starts at the top with the Vice President." - Joe Biden
"All you can eat". Is this a play on "can" often being substituted for "may". The second point translates to "All you may eat".
ReplyDeleteJohn Q. Public implies a citizen. The sign says illegals welcome... so citizens are getting less because illegals are freeloading.
ReplyDeleteIt's all you can eat. The customer thinks that means he can eat as much as he wants. The owner tells him that he's done, that's all he can eat.
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT subtlety. It is lexical ambiguity. A pun.
Joe - My old eyes can't tell from the photo - Is lyour Lanai glassed in or screened in?
ReplyDeleteIf that's your lanai, and you live in Florida, How come there aren't any gators sunning themselves in your yard?? ;^)
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