Upon further review, the play on the field is over-ruled...

Me and a coupla buddies hashing shit out at the bar last night all figured out - at almost the same exact time - that lefties are just a buncha jerkoffs. Seriously - we figured that out all by ourselves. 

Think about that whole 'Is Trump dead' nonsense they went through last week on the news. Who the fuck do you think conjured that shit up? Certainly no one who might actually like the guy. 

Only a dooshbag would wish somebody else dead, right? Well, if guys like Wolz aren't dooshtools, then who the fuck is? See - you can figure a lot of shit out just by drinking beer and doing shots of Fireball. Juss' sayin'...

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“How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?” asked Fox News’s Peter Doocy with tongue in cheek. “Did you see that?”

- “No,” Trump responded flatly                 

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The caption that went with this photo said "Skateboarding Ballet - 1977 South Beach Pier, Miami". Think about this - if she's (hopefully) still alive, she could be someone's great-grandmother today. I think ya gotta put everything you see in perspective...

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 Trump signed an executive order on Friday to rebrand the Department of Defense as the Department of War, a callback to the department’s original name used from 1789 to 1947. The directive will make Department of War the secondary title, and is a way to get around the need for congressional approval to formally rename a federal agency, an administration official said.

“We won the first world war, we won the second world war, we won everything before that and in between,” Trump said at the signing. “And then we decided to go woke and we changed the name to the Department of Defense.”

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The IDF says it has completely destroyed a high-rise being used by Hamas. They said the strike targeted Hamas infrastructure above and below the building from where it would orchestrate attacks against Israeli troops in the area.

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“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.”

― George Burns                      

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The George Washington Bridge in the early 1950s - traffic on the left side is traveling to Fort Lee, New Jersey, and the traffic on the right is driving to New York City. Can you imagine living a life where you'd have to go through this kinda shit every day? Here we are 70+ years later and it looks exactly the same...

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This guy in front of me at a traffic light?

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I saw it when it was brand new.

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