Saturday, September 27, 2025

One of your kids (or grandkids) need a hookup? Lisa may be interested...

She's no spring chicken (42), but obviously doesn't go out to bars enough to meet somebody (like all of us did), so she's trying a gimmick. She putting herself out there in the Bay area on giant digital billboards, and even has a rather well put together website. - MarryLisa.com.
Lisa Catalano believes in love ad first sight. The Bay Area singleton is spending cold, hard cash to rent a dozen digital billboards along California’s famed Highway 101 — advertising her hand in marriage to any commuter that’s ready for commitment.  
“I’m putting myself out there,” Catalano, a vintage clothes retailer, from San Mateo, Calif. (read that as she's probably sorta a little hippyish if ya get my drift), told the Post with a laugh. “People would be shocked if they knew how much this is costing me.”
This is her most recent Facebook post:
It's a kinda sad/funny thing, but if nothing else, the gal must have a pretty good sense of humor to go with that smile. Here's looking at you, kid...





6 comments:

  1. She's 41, "wants kids". And a Lib-Dem. So she's well into the delusional corner of the matrix. Odds of a Down's baby are >1/100 after 40, but (probably) she'd test and abort (OK, good choice, but now you're another six months older). Not a good bet for a rational male.

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  2. A female never married by 42 is single for good reason. She may catch something with this "hook" but it won't be anything worth catching. It will be a simp or some other leftist impotent douche. She's WAY past her "best by" date.

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  3. Not a good choice. The 20x52 only gives you an exit pupil of 2.3mm. The human eye has a maximum pupil of 5mm. So the best would be a 7x50 which would give an exit pupil over 7mm. So at night you would get a much brighter picture. My take on the glasses.

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  4. She looks very pretty for being a 42-year-old. Hope a nice person grabs her up for a long time.
    Heltau

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  5. Likely a very good reason she is still single at 42? Eddie. I admire her moxie though.

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  6. Doing interviews on television and on other media, serious husband hunt- she's exhausted. Johnny Lee sang "looking for love in all the wrong places" babe.

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Yup, sho did look like ona them there war crimes, sho' nuff.

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