Dude - that thing sucks. Don't put your piscadeel in there!

The Lakeland P.D. 911 operator took a call from the clerk at the Scottish Inn motel (since renamed). A Florida man attempted to have his way with one of the swimming pool inlet fittings. His penis got stuck inside the pool wall because of the suction from the pool pump. The police shut the equipment off before paramedics arrived. However, they still could not free the guest because his man member had swelled within the pool fitting.

‘As I approached the man, I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north side of the swimming pool.’  read the responding officer’s report.

It was the quick thinking of the paramedics that lubed 33-year-old Robert Cheuvront’s tallywhacker. Still, it would take another forty minutes of yanking and tugging before they would free willy from the PVC fitting. Lakeland Regional Medical Center was able to treat Cheuvront’s ding dong damage. They later released the Lakeland resident with a bruised noodle and a damaged ego.

The Florida man did tell authorities that he had entered the pool shortly after midnight. It is unknown exactly how long this dip in the pool had been balls to the wall.

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"Pishadeel" is a phonetic spelling of the Italian-American slang term "piscadeel" or "pish-de-l," which is a derogatory term for asmall penis, particularly on a child. The word appears in conversations about Italian-American slang and has also been used in media, such as on the reality television show The Real Housewives of New Jersey.