Over the last month and a half or so, I have become a victim of a clever scam that started at the nearby ALDI's grocery store in our area. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern (maybe) European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shit into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy shirts.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Walmart. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start undressing, until they are both completely naked. Then, when you pull over to tell them to be cool, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on August 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older guys you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Walmart has cheap wallets on sale for $ 19.99 each but other wallets
are $ 19.75, look better and come in packs of three!
Check on Amazon first if you need a new wallet...
ReplyDeleteYou have my sympathy, Joe. This same scam happened to me at a Centra in Killybegs 30 years ago.
I was just in Killybegs last week
DeleteI appreciate that very old wallet joke. It is an oldie but a goodie!!!
ReplyDeleteI had heard that wallet joke before, yet I still read the entire thing. It remains hilarious.
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