Saturday, July 12, 2025

Is 'Judges gone wild' a bad joke or a porn website?

I'm thinking this one judge musta missed that whole first grade lesson about 
"If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably not a cow". Anyway, it's something like that but you get my point. If I say 'I saw a black guy riding a unicycle' is that racial profiling? According to this judge, I guess it is. So, having accepted that theorem, if I say 'I saw a shitload of wetbacks in a field picking strawberries, I'm probably guilty of profiling also, right? Juss' wanna be sure, 'cause - ya know - if you're gonna be profiling somebody, ya gotta be sure you're doing it right.  I don't wanna kick a dead horse here, so please do not 'racially profile' the judge that handed down that ruling. This is her:
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This was the largest single denomination bill ever produced, although none of them were ever in circulation. Their primary function was for bank-to-bank transfers in the days before electronic transfers existed. Seems almost comical, doesn't it?
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Back in 2013, who knew that Luisa Zissman parading around on the beach in Dubai could spark controversy? The (UK) 'Apprentice' star caused a bit of a media flurry after these pictures of her on holiday were published, as she claimed that she'd starved herself to look skinny on the beach. Sorry about the outrage there guys, but I'd say that's about as close to perfection as yer gonna see in any lifetime. Wonder what she looks like these days...
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The “cement pond” of “The Beverly Hillbillies” on set at Sunset Las Palmas Studios in Hollywood, ca. 1967. Having watched it many times, I still woulda never imagined it was a set - thought for sure it was a legit swimming pool in the back of their mansion. You did too, right?
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Buy these for you wife. She'll love them.
 
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This guy is the boss of Myanmar. He took charge in a military coup a buncha years ago. The only reason he's of any consequence is because he thinks Trump wrote to him personally about tarrifs and he got excited and shit because nobody anywhere - not even the No. Koreans - acknowledge his 'administration'. 
It's funny if ya think about it - what's with all these tin hat soldiers and all the goofy fuckin' medals they love to adorn themselves with. Ever see a picture of the guys in the No. Korean military? If it wasn't so funny it'd be scary. 
 
No wonder they're squinting all the time - the glare from each other's chests'd blind 'em...
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If you like well-written, hard-hitting spy novels (most of which involve Arab countries and terrorists) and you've never read any of Vince Flynn's Mitch Rapp series, take my word for it. These are great. I've read every one...
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9 comments:

  1. Here is that bikini clad lady's "Feces" Book page... https://www.facebook.com/lzissman/

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  2. It took my entire lifetime to save 100k and the Biden wrecking crew cut it's value in half.

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  3. So African judges are now ruling in favor of criminals. Bet she'd have no problem if they were locking up white people for exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

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  4. Pool? What pool? The only thing I saw on Beverly Hillbillies was Ellie May.

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  5. What is the guy in the white shirt and black vest to the right doing?

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  6. Generals give themselves all those medals for sending others to die in their place.

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  7. During our divorce, my wife couldn't recall our wedding date when asked by the judge. I had to loudly whisper it to her, which got everyone in the courtroom to chuckle.

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  8. Luisa Zissman is still in great shape.

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  9. Why the need to physically transfer $100 000 bills when a promissory note has the same purpose and has been used for thousands of years?

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