Saturday, October 26, 2024

I think that's 'One toke over the line' for Ole' Willy...


Unfortunately, Ole' Willie Nelson performed at Kamala Harris' rally, calling the VP 'Madame President'. Fans went cuckoo in Houston Texas as the old stoner took to the stage. His performance came after actress Jessica Alba kicked off Harris’ star-studded rally in Houston on Friday evening to praise the Democratic nominee as someone who “protects our freedoms and creates a brighter future, a more inclusive future for all.”
“Hey, how are y’all doing?” the 91-year-old Nelson asked the crowd. “Are we ready to say Madam President?”He played "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "On the Road Again." 
I guess he's boned one too many bones.

 Oh, and you won't be seeing these anymore...



8 comments:

  1. Why are those wonderful 'ending' memes going to disappear?

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    1. I could watch Jessica Alba all day every day forever.

      ***SIGH!!!***

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  2. Apparently Willie frequented P’Diddy freak offs.

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  3. He’s off my list, and onto my shit list.

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  4. It's pretty obvious to me that Willy's decades love affair with smoking pot has rotted his brain beyond repair. Anyone who thinks that the less-than-mental-giant White House whore is competent to even tie her own shoelaces is totally f*cked up beyond reality.

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  5. I really wish Willie would keep his politics to himself and quick licking windows.

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