I know this may come as a shock to some, but
I actually was in a bar the other day...
Anyway, there was this kinda cute 20-something blonde sitting across the bar from me with her - what I assume was - her boyfriend and another guy and the two guys were all engrossed talking about something, so the girl sat there and had to take 400 selfies of herself and was talking in to her phone while the guys ignored her.
Maybe she was some kinda tik-toker or some shit, but I swear to god I wanted to go around the bar and just smack the living shit out of the duck-lipping little self-absorbed dick tease.
Somebody somewhere with too much free time did a study and determined that more people died taking selfies (379) than from shark attacks (90) between 2008-2021.
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Canada and the UK – have strict policies when it comes to allowing individuals with criminal records across their borders, and barring a special accommodation, Trump would be held to those same standards. It’s unclear if he would be allowed to visit if he wins the presidental election in November, but remains a felon.
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I've shown you different pictures of this place over the years - this is the river that runs in front of my brother TJ's cottage in Donegal County in Ireland. Tree-huggers and green-energy jerkoffs want to built 50 or more 250' tall wind turbines along it's banks. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
According to the Canadian government’s tourist hub, any “US Citizen or permanent resident that has a felony conviction on their criminal record may be deemed inadmissible to Canada for the purposes of immigrating, or even if they’re merely coming to Canada to visit.”
I'm fairly confident the DJT won't lose a minute's sleep worrying about this.
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Here's a nice idea for a simple gift.
And you don't need a reason to buy it for her..
It's only $ 40.00 and that includes free shipping. There's only one left!
If they did this ad today, one of the three would have to be a tranny in a bikini, one would have to be a black lesbian, and the other would have to be a fat older asian woman covered in tats. Juss' sayin'...
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I've shown you different pictures of this place over the years - this is the river that runs in front of my brother TJ's cottage in Donegal County in Ireland. Tree-huggers and green-energy jerkoffs want to built 50 or more 250' tall wind turbines along it's banks. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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