According to multiple news sources, a Florida man was arrested after an argument between him and his sister escalated to the point he started to hurl fried chicken at his sibling during their spat in their home. Khanye Edrayieze Medley (how's THAT for a fuckin' Scrabble board name?) was taken into custody on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge, jail records show after he 'allegedly launched' a piece of chicken at his sister’s back the previous afternoon.
Mr Medley, who lives with his sister at their Clearwater residence, is claimed to have gotten into a verbal altercation with his sibling, an arrest affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun stated. While the siblings were exchanging words, Mr Medley allegedly grabbed a bag of chicken from the victim and began hurling the chicken at her.
The chicken was from a place called Church’s Texas Chicken, which has a location down the road from their residence. One piece of the fried chicken struck the victim in the back and left debris of food on her shoulders.
While officers were interviewing Mr Medley, he admitted to throwing two pieces of fried chicken at his sister, one of which hit her.
For the record? I've had Church's fried chicken. It beats the fuck outta KFC but it's not as good as Popeye's. Juss' saying.
Throw some Church's at me, I ain't calling the police.
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But what if it was free-range cage-free chicken?
ReplyDeleteExtra spicy would make it a felony.
ReplyDeleteits called Church's Chicken, not Church’s Texas Chicken ya Yankee moron. damn, do us a favor in the south and go home to Jersey where you belong.
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