Monday, April 29, 2024

From my lips to god's ears...

 I don't know that I'm any kinda great thinker, 
but didn't I kinda talk about this the other day?
 
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Every time you're in a gas station or a supermarket and you see the guy or gal in front of you paying for something by using an app on their phone, they are showing you the way our government - and damn near every other one - wants to go. The idea of a cash-less society should be frightening to everyone on every level, and yet these young chowderheads are embracing the concept. Read about how China is struggling with it's conversion to cashless here.
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 Ann Margret was happy to be on The Flintstones because she's a nice person and it was kinda cool. The Simpsons have asked Bruce Springstein to be on their show at least a dozen times and he's refused every time. Wuddya suppose that says about him?
 
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A new study shows people who are in the habit of climbing stairs are less likely to die from heart disease compared to those who don't. Stair climbers also had a slight boost in longevity.
Think about this, though. Someone actually commissioned that study and paid someone to do it. As if someone commissioned a study to find out why the sky is so much brighter during the day than it is at night. Juss' sayin'...
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I'm sure the cat's owners aren't stoners, 'cause even a fuckin' stoner woulda noticed that the box was 12 pounds heavier with the cat in it. The cat somehow magically disappeared from her home in Utah earlier this month - prompting widespread searches for the beloved missing moggie. (Just so ya know moggie is a word used by Brits to describe a cat, especially one that does not have a pedigree or is otherwise unremarkable.)
 She was 'rescued' by an Amazon worker nearly a week after jumping into one of the family's packages undetected. The cat was in good health despite having had no food or water for days.
The rest of this cat's tail is here.
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If you know who these people are, you know really good television.
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Ya see, over here, we're protesting about wars and hostages and terrorists and all kindsa other trivial bullshit. Over there in wooden-shoe-land, they're protesting about important shit. Or piss, or whatever. You get my point...
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Make her happy for Mother's Day.
Buy her this bracelet.
You have two weeks to do it...
    
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful bracelet.
It's only $ 55.00 and that includes free shipping!
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6 comments:

  1. By Jove, it’s Fawlty Towers!

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  2. "Whatever you do, don't mention the war" - funniest episode of the great series.

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    1. Toss up between that and the Siberian hamster episode

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  3. The ending of The Planet of the Apes is fantastic - a good film. Flowery twats was also excellent.

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