It was sometime between a million years ago
and just a coupla minutes ago...
It's important for us to keep in mind that damn near all of us were one kind of April Fool or another just a few short years ago. Think about toilet paper shortages...
There were so many lessons we should have learned coming out of that whole covid clusterfuck. I wonder how many of them you'll remember.
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President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans Day Of Visibility".
"Who does this Jesus think he is?" shouted an angry Biden. "Today is about dudes becoming chicks and chicks becoming dudes, not dead people becoming alive! Come on, man!"
President Biden released the announcement for the "Trans Day Of Visibility" on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ's crucifixion. "It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it," muttered Biden. "As if that wasn't enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead -- right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women's showers! I'm starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!"
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A collection of cassette tapes containing a host of unreleased Marvin Gaye songs has been found in the Belgian city of Ostend. It has potentially lain hidden in Belgium for over 40 years, according to the BBC.
The collection, thought to contain 66 demo songs, belonged to the musician Charles Dumolin, in whose home Gaye stayed in 1981 as he underwent detox to fight cocaine addiction. When Dumolin died in 2019, the recordings were handed down to his family, along with a cache of Gaye memorabilia.
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Someone you know has a birthday
or anniversary coming up.
She'd probably love to have these...
Click on the picture for more information on these earrings.
They're only $ 18.00 and that includes free shipping!
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California's wage law could pave the way for $18 Big Macs. A McDonald's in Connecticut is already charging that much for a combo featuring the signature sandwich. Might that become the threshold in the nation's largest restaurant market?
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This was released 50 years ago - might have actually been today. Today is his birthday. All the black shit aside, I still like this guy's style...
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Someone you know has a birthday
or anniversary coming up.
She'd probably love to have this...
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet.
It's only $ 35.00 and that includes free shipping!
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According the government we are all interracial gay lying dog faced pony soldiers.
ReplyDeleteAlmost ALWAYS landing on their faces...hands at their side. Almost always....
ReplyDeleteas Gil would say "All Aboard Amtrak!"
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