Monday, February 12, 2024

The only Taylor Swift I want to see...

 Rumor has it there are some AI fake TS porn vids out there. People have entirely too much free time...  

The girl be chuggin'. I'm good with that. Now that the Stuper Bowl 
is over and done with, maybe her and her big boyfriend can 
fade off in to the sunset or some shit?
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Spring training kicks in to high gear this week with most, if not all teams cranking up their workouts both in Arizona and here in Florida. Yankees pitchers and catchers report on Feb. 15. With a couple of new names in the rotation, like Marcus Stroman and catcher Austin Wells to potentially play a bigger role this season, this report date is the most important on the Yankees' spring training calendar.
Although a good number of Yankees players have been in Tampa working out for the past two weeks, the first full-squad workout will be on Feb. 20, when new Yankees like Juan Soto and Trent Grisham will work out with their new team for the first time. With so many big free agents yet to be signed, it'll be interesting to see if any of them end up with the Yankees. Blake Snell was reportedly offered a deal, so there have been talks between the two sides already.
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CNN reported today that President Joe Biden is tackling some seriously important shit these days. Joe said he doesn’t want corporate greed to eat into your Super Bowl snack spread. In a video posted Sunday to X, formerly known as Twitter, the president called on companies to put a stop to “shrinkflation.” Watch the video there and tell me if you can spot the toothpicks holding his eyes open. I just can't see 'em but they must be there somewhere.
It's good to know our Commander in chief has the balls to deal with some seriously important shit.
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I did some serious calculating and I figure that some time on or about April Fools Day we will reach our 10,000,000th page view.
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Biden tweeted the image with the caption 'just like we drew it up' soon after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl on Sunday. The president was seemingly leaning in on speculation by GOP commentators and Republicans that have speculated on Swift being a plant being used to swing the 2024 election. Now, will these people just go the fuck away? Click on Biden's forehead for the full article.
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Had to have been one helluva good deal, huh?
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That's it - last one. Hopefully...
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A little espresso and Sambuca and you're living the dream, right Tony?
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Hopefully never. Juss' sayin'...
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It doesn't have to be Valentine's Day if
 you want to get her something nice...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 48.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Between the ads and the half-time entertainment, I'm getting 
the impression that they're just not marketing the game to 
old white guys like me anymore. Am I off base on this?
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4 comments:

  1. First Super Bowl I missed in it's entirety ever, and you know what I don't feel slighted. I know this is sacrilege for being Italian but I hate anise and anything made from it,so I'll pass on the Bucca, but the pastry looks gorgeous and I'd be all over the espresso too. One good thing did come out of last night though, I had the combo of 5-2 for the final of the game and will be 4G's richer come noon today when I stop at my local gin mill for my daily alcohol fix

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      Let’s hope Soto doesn’t catch the injury bug like that over-paid waste case Giancarlo Stanton. I can’t believe they made Cashman walk back his comments about Stanton. Truer words were never spoken

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  2. The only market the snooper bowl was advertising to was pussified left wing wish-I-were-a-man boys.

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  3. NAME GAME - It's time to name that luscious bikini blonde blowing a kiss our way !!!

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Another HillBetty delight from Twisted Hillbiily...

Her name is Jessica Barton...