This is a classic example of why we love the New York Post as much as we do - because they report on shit like this (pun intended).
Today's Post: A Florida woman was busted Sunday after she smashed dog poop in her 76-year-old neighbor’s face during an argument. Kali Robertson, 28, was walking her dog through her St. Petersburg mobile home lot around 8:30 a.m. when she and the elderly man began arguing, according to a criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.
The man would “always speak with her while she walked her dog,” police noted, but this time he reportedly said something that made Robertson “upset.” That’s when she grabbed an “unsecured bag of dog feces” and shoved it across the man’s face, leaving “feces smeared on his face,” the document alleged.
Robertson is then accused of tossing the bag onto the ground and storming off. She ultimately admitted to the unusual crime after police matched the doggie bag to those Robertson had in her possession.
The woman was charged with battery of a person over the age of 65, a third-degree felony. Robertson pleaded not guilty to the charge.
And of course they all live in a trailer park...
Just so you know, in most places outside of Florida The Villages is considered a glorified trailer park. just saying.
ReplyDeleteSome folks refer to other folks living in trailer parks as "trailer park trash." Smearing poop on another's face qualifies that woman as T.P.T....
ReplyDeleteKnowing what was said is really important here. Dog crap May have been being kind.
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