AP - ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plans to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet-heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”
Organizers of the “Florida Man Games” describe the competition as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth.” The games will poke fun at Florida’s reputation for producing strange news stories involving guns, drugs, booze and reptiles — or some combination of the four.
Among the contests planed for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course, in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.
“This isn’t just a competition; it’s a one-of-a-kind Floridian spectacle!” organizers said on the games’.
Among the contests planed for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course, in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.
“This isn’t just a competition; it’s a one-of-a-kind Floridian spectacle!” organizers said on the games’.
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"Florida Man" became a thing because Florida was the first state to open its police arrest records to the general public (I may have read that here). Every state has its idiots, and Florida's level of dumbassery doesn't exceed, for instance, Wyoming's.
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