Saturday, March 11, 2023

This Florida Man loves dogs just a little too much...

This report is from December - why didn't we catch wind of it 
sooner? The New York Post reported this along with other websites.
A Florida man went on a deranged rampage in which he had sex with dog in front of horrified families - and then destroyed a church nativity while trying to escape from the angry onlookers, police said.
Chad Mason, 36, allegedly began his sick crime spree while walking a friend’s labradoodle Friday in a quiet neighborhood in Clearwater, police said. At one point, he began fornicating with the animal in full view of several spectators - including a child.
An adult confronted him during the act and he ran toward nearby Northwood Presbyterian Church, where he toppled a Christmas nativity scene and smashed several potted plants that had been put out for display. “When he was confronted by someone at the apartment complex there, he ran from the scene and began to wreak havoc in the surrounding area,” authorities said.
 

Mason then destroyed a mailbox and even tried to steal a car to make his getaway, according to a police report. Several witnesses called 911 and responding police units located him nearby before taking him into custody.
Mason is now facing a slew of criminal counts, including lewd exhibition and criminal mischief at a place of worship.
He did bond out, but there's no follow-up story that I could find. I'da loved to have been in that courtroom...
Do yourself a favor and do NOT google the phrase 'public sex with a dog'. Trust me on this. Holy shit - is that what the internet was invented for? I certainly hope not - there's a lot of people gonna burn in hell, I'll tell ya that much...
 
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3 comments:

  1. He identified as a democrat school teacher. No problem here.

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  2. Y' mean nobody took pictures with their phone - I jes' cain't believe it!

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  3. The wife lost one of the earrings. I just ordered another set.

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An edited taste of Archie's friends Ronnie and Betty acting up...

I find all of these using Google searches...