Sunday, September 25, 2022

You think YOU can hold a grudge? This guy pegs that meter...

A man with an apparent 48-year grudge has been going each morning to urinate on the grave of his ex, much to the horror of her furious kids, who realized something was wrong when they discovered bags of poop left at their mom’s final resting place.
“I felt like getting out and killing him,” said Michael Andrew Murphy, 43, told The Post of what it was like to catch the man he says has been desecrating the burial site of his mom, Linda Torello.
Torello, 66, died of cancer in 2017 and is buried just over the state line in the cemetery at Tappan Reformed Church in Orangetown, NY. Murphy and his sister first noticed a plastic bag of poop at their mother’s grave in April and thought it was something left by mistake by a dog walker.
The siblings called the cops, who took a report. Determined to figure out what was going on, the pair got permission from a cemetery manager to place trail cameras in the trees to see if they could catch the vandal. When they checked the camera footage, they spotted the gross grave visitor: a man who was briefly married to Torello in the 1970s.
 
I'm sorry, but that is fuckin' hilarious.

The footage was too blurry and grainy to take to authorities, so a week ago, Murphy and his sister got up at 5 a.m. to drive to the cemetery and laid in wait. Murphy set up his smartphone on a nearby headstone to take better photos and hid behind a small shed.
Murphy said the video and pictures he and his sister got indicated that the man drove to the cemetery almost every morning between 6:14 a.m. and 6:18 a.m. with his current wife, got out of the car, walked to Torello’s grave and peed on it.

- Story and photos (obviously enhanced by me) courtesy of New York Post.


4 comments:

  1. I have plans to do this ONCE and call it done.

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  2. I got one of them. They better cremate her, because there will never be grass on her grave as long as I out live her.

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  3. I emptied a bottle of champagne the first five years to celebrate the anniversary my ex's demise. No regrets (about the champagne).

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  4. This is to be done on Jane Honda's grave many times over.
    Heltau

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