If they're talking about what someone 'may' do. That's called conjecture. I call it bullshit...
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The 'News' is supposed to be about what HAS happened, not what might happen.
That's called opinion most of the time, and to be honest, I don't give a fuck what some talking head thinks about anything.
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You know how many 'lick my ass Nancy'
jokes there are in this...
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And, yes, that is Luiza...
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The strange history of one of northeast Oklahoma's oddest landmarks got a little weirder a coupla years ago....
Someone updated the famous lost cement mixer of Winganon. Using paint and some props, the artists turned it into a faux space capsule complete with NASA logo, American flag and fake rocket motors. Located on Winganon Road between Highway 169 and Oologah Lake in Rogers County, the landmark came into being, literally by accident.
A cement truck rolled over on the side of the road. The company that owned it came and got the truck, but left the mixer behind because it held tons of concrete. No one is sure exactly when the wreck happened. Some accounts put it as far back as 1959. Since the wreck, graffiti artists have splashed untold gallons of paint on it, sending messages to their friends, just showing off and even making it a memorial to 9/11.
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Who the fuck can you believe about anything anymore?
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has pulled its updated guidance that the coronavirus is airborne and can travel distances beyond 6 feet – saying a draft version was posted in error on its website.
“It is possible that COVID-19 may spread through the droplets and airborne particles that are formed when a person who has COVID-19 coughs, sneezes, sings, talks, or breathes,” the CDC said in an update posted last Friday. The CDC had said for months that the disease is mainly transmitted between people in close proximity through large droplets. But after adding last week that tiny particles known as aerosols could transmit the virus, the agency restored its earlier guidelines about how the deadly pathogen is spread.
Maybe these guys need to just shut the fuck up.
This is probably the 7th or 8th time they've said something about COVID and then reversed themselves afterwards.
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Here's something you CAN believe...
If your childhood included regular visits to a place like this (mine was on the Wildwood, NJ boardwalk), you didn't have a good childhood - you had a great fuckin' childhood.
And you know I'm right on this.
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Cabela’s has a ‘Tent Mansion’ that’s bigger
than my first two apartments...
A tent larger than a house? Sound insane, right?
Well, the Cabela’s new Ultimate Alaknak tent is a huge tent that can be large enough for your family and friends to sleep in. Besides this, it has plenty of space for furniture, camping supplies, and other accessories. This large canvas 'house' is highly resistant, and you can use it even for longer getaways. As it is a large structure, the ideal scenario would be to install the tent in one place and leave it there for a longer period, as it would be hard to pack it and carry it in the woods every time you go camping.
The size of the tent is 13 feet by 27 feet, which is larger than many city apartments and it even has an amazing wood stove to keep your warm on cold nights. The tent is made from a material called X-treme Tent Cloth, which is also water-resistant.
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Well, now - that little tidbit just
pegged my 'give-a-fuck' meter...
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I got this from my wife for my birthday last year.
This thing is ridiculous fuckin' cool to have.
I just found it on Amazon. Here it is:
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Good - I'm glad. Jerkoff.
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This guy's gotta be shittin' in his boots
right about now, and that makes me happy.
Bill Clinton secretly met socialite-turned-accused sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell for an “intimate” dinner in 2014 — well after allegations that she and perv pal Jeffrey Epstein had abused at least one teen.
The former president joined Maxwell — who is now cooling her heels in a Brooklyn jail cell on charges involving the alleged sex abuse of young women — and a small group of friends for the meal in Los Angeles after a celebrity gala that February. It's reported that Clinton may have visited Epstein's little 'perv island' as many as a dozen times.
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A book fountain at the Cincinnati Public Library.
Pretty cool, huh?
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Ya know what they're talking about? They're talking about replacing sand. To the tune of 5MIL. That's fuckin' crazy.
The massive and powerful Hurricane Teddy churning in the Atlantic Ocean has been causing beach erosion along parts of the Jersey Shore the past few days.
The Category 4 hurricane, expected to turn into a post-tropical cyclone later Tuesday, has been generating higher-than-usual tides and strong surf in Atlantic and Cape May counties, leading to some erosion.
This shit usta happen every year when we were kids. Big fuckin' deal. They just waited a week or two and the shit sorted itself out. Nowadays everybody's gotta do everything as fast as possible. Lighten the fuck up, guys, jeezzzzzzzzz...
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Makes ya wonder what exactly the fuck
is in the Starbucks shit, don't it?
Seattle will reduce the police department’s budget and reallocate some money to community programs after the City Council voted Tuesday evening to override Mayor Jenny Durkan’s vetoes of adjustments to this year’s budget.
The council’s proposals approved last month were supported by demonstrators who have marched in the city for months.
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Incredible sound quality and no wires.
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What is it that motivates people to break the social contract? Why do good people, people who are otherwise caring parents, loyal friends and model citizens, screw around behind the back of their loved ones? Is it always a conscious choice between dishonesty and the truth, between love and lust? Or is cheating deterministic? Are cheaters simply automatons governed by a jerry-rig of hormones, passion and animal psychology? Science has been investigating the motivations behind serial adultery and chronic cheaters, and the results are intriguing.
Scholars from the University of California, Los Angeles Centre on Behavior, Culture, and Evolution and the University of New Mexico have determined that women's hormones play a part in cheating.
According to a study published in the Journal of Hormones and Behavior, surveyed women were more likely to cheat when they are ovulating, but that ovulation typically only led to cheating if their partners were not sexually active enough. In couples that had sexual intercourse more often, the fertile women were content to stick with their partners.
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There is a proper decorum for everything, including this.When sleeping with your wife, it is imperative to maintain certain societal standards. The same rules apply when sleeping with the wife of a fellow gentleman.
1. By keeping your eyes open at social functions and reputable soirees, locate the married woman you most desire to sleep with in a secretive manner.
2. Introduce yourself to the woman and let it be known through heavy flirtation, arm touching, and eyebrow raising that you are interested in the ultimate transgression.
3. Send the woman a formal request to engage in an affair via handwritten letter, candy gram, or tasteful dick pic.
4. Have your secretary inform the woman’s gentleman-husband that you are sleeping with his wife and request that he not be present for the intercourse.
5. If he inquires about the availability of your own wife, let him know if she is currently seeing any other gentlemen, and if she has an adequate schedule to participate in an affair of her own.
6. Meet the woman and her servant at a prearranged location, often a hotel.
7. Have your servants undress you in front of each other, placing your clothes neatly on the hotel bed. Take a moment to stare at each other’s naked bodies, taking in the sight of the forbidden flesh.
8. Consume an alcoholic beverage, so as to either lessen or heighten any remaining feelings of guilt.
9. Using an abrasive pumice stone, have your servants vigorously scrub you and the woman’s skin, ensuring any and all lingering skin flakes of married partners has been removed.
10. Inform servants they may retire to the hotel bathroom until you have completed your act of indiscretion.
11. Stand atop the bed. Hold each other’s hands and say, “We shall now engage in a sexual act of indecency. May our bodies be free and our hearts intoxicated in the spirit of betrayal.”
12. Screw like vodka-addled rabbits.
13. Smoke a cigarette. Call your wife and ask her if she needs anything from the grocery store. She will understand this to mean you have just ejaculated into the vagina of another woman, and she should not expect sexual intercourse for the next ten hours.
14. Instruct your servant to call the front desk and have the maids informed that sexual fluids have been released upon the mattress.
15. If you wish to continue the affair, have your secretary let the woman know in a detailed sexual message, highlighting future acts you would enjoy completing with her as well as emphasizing how much you enjoyed her company.
16. Return to work and remind your servant that if he or she says anything they are fired and you will ruin them.
By Funny Or Die and Zack Poitras Sep 21, 2020
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I'm gonna start a new feature today, even though I've done it a buncha times before. I'm gonna call it:
'People who got way too much free time.'
Fer instance: A makeshift memorial for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg outside the Supreme Court in Washington on Sept. 21, 2020. WAY too much free time.
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In 1965 a US Navy plane dropped a toilet-bomb on the enemy. You can look it up.
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This could not have ended well no matter what
or how it happened. The kid's an idiot.
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It's amazing how so many incredibly sophisticated hi-tech gadgets are getting so inexpensive.
Check this thing out - only $ 99 bucks - fer instance:
Check this thing out - only $ 99 bucks - fer instance:
RIGHT CLICK ON THE BANNER AND IT'LL OPEN IN A NEW TAB.
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This is the lead article on the Chicago Tribune's website this morning. Lead item. First thing ya see. And they wonder why newspapers are dying off. Jeezzzz.
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Ya wanna know what a fuckin' scumbag
Mike Bloomberg is? Here ya go:
Rep. Matt Gaetz calls for 'vote buying' criminal probe into Mike Bloomberg for paying off $20M in debt for 31,000 Florida felons so that they can cast ballots in November
Gaetz said that he had already contacted Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody, a Republican, to urge her to investigate whether the scheme violates Florida law.
'[Under Florida law] it's a third-degree felony for someone to either directly or indirectly provide something of value to impact whether or not someone votes,' Gaetz explained. 'So the question is whether or not paying off someone's fines and legal obligations counts as something of value, and it clearly does.'
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Love him or hate him, the guy IS pretty fuckin' funny.
Trump again mocked Joe Biden for wearing a mask and asked a crowd in Pittsburgh why the Democrat would spend 'all that money on the plastic surgery' to cover up his face. 'He feels good about the mask,' Trump riffed. 'I wonder in the debate, it will be him and I the stage, is he going to walk in with a mask?'
The president had his predominantly mask-less audience in stitches, as he poked fun at Biden for mask-wearing on the same day that marked more than 200,000 Americans dying of COVID-19. Biden and Trump are slated to go head-to-head on the presidential debate stage a week from today in Cleveland, Ohio. 'It makes him feel comfortable,' Trump said of mask-wearing, snickering at Biden for sometimes letting his mask 'hang down on his ear.' Trump's personal punch at Biden's looks came as the president has vowed to take the 'gloves off' with just 42 days before the presidential election.
The guy's the most un-Presidential President we're ever gonna see. Enjoy it while ya ca.
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Why? Really? You know why...
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I'll leave ya with this:
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This is Don Ameche, Hedy Lamarr, and Jimmy Stewart at the Hollywood Park Racetrack in Inglewood, California in 1940.
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I love new geeky kinda stuff like this - so much so that my wife throws out the catalogs at the post office when she gets the mail from our box.
Buy one and throw it in the glovebox just for the fuck of it.
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I love new geeky kinda stuff like this - so much so that my wife throws out the catalogs at the post office when she gets the mail from our box.
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I don't mean to keep rankin' on Seattle, but - jeez. These motherfuckers are stone-cold fuckin' morons. Juss' sayin'.
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Why buy knock-offs when you can get
the originals for almost the same price, right?
This is a great set and now on sale for under $ 70 bucks -
grab it while you can! Find it for yourself here:
grab it while you can! Find it for yourself here:
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Where in the heck do those Archie comics come from
ReplyDeleteThey're legit panels (mostly)
DeleteThe city of Seattle hired it's own pimp? That is different...
ReplyDeleteImagine that...
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