I've been wanting to do a post on her for a long time. The time is now.

 Every time I hear her singing I want to go 

somewhere and cut my wrists... 

I really cannot - and will never - understand why this woman is as popular as she is. Whenever Adele starts to sing I think about jumping in front of an express train or finding the nearest cliff to jump off of. I swear - if I ever want to commit suicide, I want her music to be playing in the background to ensure that I'll complete the task at hand. Nails on a chalkboard can't hold a candle to the fuckin' shivers I get whenever she comes on the radio, but hey - what the fuck do I know about modern culture and tastes, right?
 

Adele has taken out a massive $37.7million mortgage on the luxury Los Angeles mansion she bought from Sylvester Stallone for $58million in February. The eight-bedroom, 12-bathroom home in the exclusive Beverly Park area is saddled with a massive home loan for the next 30 years, according to the deed of trust. 

 

It is estimated Adele is paying $227,000 per month - including property taxes and an assumed five percent interest rate - which is a big sum even for the singer, whose net worth is estimated at $183million. 

The 34-year-old may now be more eager than ever to get her postponed Las Vegas show up and running in November at The Colosseum, in Caesar's Palace. She will reportedly be earn $1,000,000.00 per show - which would no doubt help with those hefty payments.

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