One less heartbeat and she's in the West Wing. We are truly fukt...

 This is your Vice President. Did you envision this might happen when you voted 'against' Donald Trump because of his mean tweets?

 

'My preffered pronouns... Jeezzzzz.

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Fresh off of his induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame, David Ortiz is launching a new venture: Papi Cannabis, a line of cannabis products which will be available at some Massachusetts dispensaries beginning this month. 

Papi Cannabis is created in partnership with Rev Brands, a cannabis manufacturer and wholesaler in Massachusetts. Papi Cannabis products will be available at three Revolutionary Clinics, located in Cambridge and Somerville, as well as leading recreational dispensaries in the Bay State. 

Ortiz said in a press release that he started using the drug as a way of managing physical pain from years of playing baseball and to help balance the stress of his schedule. After he began using cannabis, Ortiz said he became more “present” in the way that he connected with his family.

“Once I embraced the flow of the flower everything changed,” Ortiz said in the release. “Cannabis has helped me relax, sleep better, manage stress and heal physically after a lifetime of playing ball, and I look forward to sharing Papi Cannabis and my personal journey to help people understand its benefits.”

 

Sweet Sluggers will be the first product in the Papi Cannabis line. They are pre-rolled blunts featuring “Ortiz’s choice” marijuana strains like Black Mamba #7, Lava Cake #7, Motorbreath #15, and Bootylicious #4, according to the release. The blunts are wrapped in traditional, non-tobacco wrappers.  

“I personally prefer pre-rolled blunts, and these ones are special to me because I was able to work with my daughter Alexandra on the colorful artwork for the packaging,” Ortiz said in a statement. “I love that we were able to incorporate her design.”

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Fierce debate about the origins of the Covid pandemic was reignited yesterday after two new studies 'claimed to trace the outbreak back to a notorious animal slaughter market' in Wuhan.

One shows for the first time how the earliest human cases were clustered within a small radius around the Huanan Seafood Market in winter 2019.

More precise analysis of swabs taken from floors, cages and counters track the virus back to stalls in the southwestern corner of the market, where animals that can harbour Covid were sold for meat or fur at the time.

A second study claims to have pinpointed the exact date the first animal-to-human infection occurred — November 18, 2019 — after carrying out genetic analysis on hundreds of samples from the first human carriers.

They also say they have found evidence another first generation strain was spreading at the wet market — which, if true, would place both original lineages within its walls.

Until recently, the only Covid cases linked to the market were Lineage B, which was thought to have evolved after Lineage A. Proponents of the accidental lab leak hypothesis used this as proof the virus only arrived at the market after evolving elsewhere in Wuhan.

One of the experts involved in the new studies, virologist Professor David Robertson, of the University of Glasgow, said he hopes they will 'correct the false record that the virus came from a lab'. 

 

But critics have played down or disputed the findings entirely, and warned both studies were carried out by the same group of academics who have regularly argued in favor of the natural origin theory.

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"Life would be so wonderful if we only knew 

what to do with it." - Greta Garbo, 1929
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I remember back in the summer of 1960, my father rented one of these for the five of us - him, my mom and my two brothers - drove from NJ to Quebec for a week's vacation. Five of us in the station wagon and sleeping in that thing, camping out in public campsites and stuff. Longest seven days of my life.
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Do you have any idea how many bonus points 

you can get just by buying her a little

 something special for no reason at all?

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BjacksonJewelry

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This short article appeared in Newsweek Magazine's online edition. Do you think they just make this shit like 'Republicans for Beto' up? Because I sure as fuck ain't never heard of anything like that before - did you? What fuckin' nonsense disguised as journalism. 

'In a state like Texas, which has voted for Republican governors for the last 27 years and has large swaths of conservative and rural areas, political observers say O'Rourke can't win without drawing out some "Republicans for Beto," as well as independent voters.

O'Rourke has done it statewide before, garnering 8% of Republican support in 2018 against Ted Cruz in their senate race, but winning independents 50% to 47%, according to exit polls. O'Rourke's latest campaign is banking on improving on those numbers.

O'Rourke's campaign believes it can cut down margins in small rural communities, where Cruz ran up the score, and win over independent voters in the suburbs. They point to Hillary Clinton losing in Tarrant County by nine points in 2016, while O'Rourke won it two years later by 1 point.

I wonder if Texas voters will remember how he acted like such a jerkoff at the Uvalde public meetings.

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Pacino and Deniro better be on some kind of 'telephone buddies' 

thing if they know what's really happening. Juss' sayin'...

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I will not comment on this beyond that which I 

have already put forward. Juss' sayin'...

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