Monday, April 25, 2022

Learning to live without life simplest pleasures.

 Palm trees, sunshine, beaches, affordability, blah, blah, blah. Life ain't all it's cracked up to be here in the Sunshine State. Well it is pretty great, but... 

There are really very few things I don't like about living here in Florida. Truth is it's pretty friggin' awesome BUT - the bread here is terrible. 
I don't know if it's the water or the humidity or the fact that there aren't any good guinea bakers down here or what, but the bread is just  awful. It's like it's made for people with no teeth and no taste buds. 
If you do manage to find a loaf or a roll with a decent chew-able crust, the sucker is stale before you get it home. 
I would almost literally kill for a good real Jersey-style hard roll with sweet butter like the ones I grew up with. And a Cherry Coke to wash it down - maybe at the counter with Danny Miller at Debbie's, and local corner Sweet Shop. And that's what it was called, too...
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Does she give a shit that your grandchildren will actually be paying this off? Of course not.
 
Democratic shithead Senator Elizabeth Warren was on TV on Sunday renewing her push for President Biden to cancel billions of dollars in student loan debt, saying the measure would wipe out the 'burden for tens of millions of borrowers' while in reality all it would do is add to the national debt without increasing Democrats' chances of holding on to their Senate and House majorities in November's midterm elections.
Appearing on "Face the Nation," Warren insisted that the White House 'has the authority to cancel student debt' partly because it has already done so for certain borrowers, including through a forgiveness program for people working in public service. She believes this is something that should be done through executive fiat rather than through the legislature, where it most likely would not pass muster.
"Look, we know that the president has the authority to cancel student loan debt and the best way we know that is because President Obama did it, President Trump did it (not true, but okay, Lizzie), and President Biden has now done it repeatedly. The power is clearly there," she said.
She needs to drive very slowly off of a very high cliff.
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It's just not that often that you get to see 
Albert Einstein holding an Albert Einstein puppet...
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Ran across this yesterday. This makes so much sense I can't imagine this is something new, but I sure as fuck never heard of it or thought of it myself. The only thing I guess ya gotta be sure of is that when you bend 'em in you don't snap the trunk, right?
It's time right now to set our tomatoes in the garden. Fuck it - I'm gonna give this method a shot. I'll keep ya posted.
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WOMEN'S AIR SERVICE PILOTS (WASPS) in 1944 completing another delivery of factory fresh warplanes to an Army Air Corps field in World War Two. Not in the Army, they were a civilian group, run by racing pilot and cosmetics manufacturer, Jaqueline Cochran.
Only about 200 women in the country could qualify, so strict were the requirements.
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I think I'm getting dim in my old age.
I just don't get it. Was he making 
out with his father?
That's seriously creepy...
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This popped up in that memories shit on Fakebook this morning. 
It's almost impossible for me to believe that all this covid shit started over two years ago, and this motherfucker Fauci is still getting on our shit with that bullshit mask thing. Meanwhile, godforfuckin'bid we ever call the Chicoms to task for starting all this shit, right? There's no fuckin' way they're ever gonna give us the full story on this thing. It'll end up like a Warren Report/Kennedy Assassination whitewash bullshit thing, wait and see...
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Need a great Mother's Day gift idea? 
If you order by the end of this week 
you'll be sure to get it on time...  

The jewelry my wife makes 
may be perfect for you. 
Click on the picture for more info. 
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The simple brilliance of 'The Simpsons', to 
include that soda can in the gutter.
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50-year-old moron Wynn Bruce died from injuries he sustained after lighting himself on fire in front of the Supreme Court to raise awareness about climate change.
According to Bruce’s Facebook page, he was a practicing Buddhist performing an act of self-immolation. In the hours following his untimely death, climate activists have taken to social media to hail him as a hero who performed a compassionate act of self-sacrifice.
“Climate activist Wynn Alan Bruce set himself on fire in front of the Supreme Court on Earth Day. He died from this act of self-immolation. Heed his warning. Take climate crisis seriously. End fossil fuels,” tweeted Washington Congressional candidate Rebecca Parson.
“This guy was my friend. He meditated with our sangha. This act is not suicide. This is a deeply fearless act of compassion to bring attention to climate crisis. We are piecing together info but he had been planning it for at least one year. #wynnbruce I am so moved,” tweeted Dr. Kritee K, a Zen Buddhist priest and senior scientist at the Environmental Defense Fund (EDF). 
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If you ever get a chance to find and watch this, 
roll a fatty and fire up. It's a pisser...

This really seedy anti-marijuana flick was distributed as She Shoulda Said No. The star is some semi-starlet named Lila Leeds, who gained notoriety in 1948 when she and Robert Mitchum were arrested during a Hollywood pot party. Leeds plays an impressionable chorus girl who is hooked onto marijuana by her collegiate brother. 
Going from bad to worse, the girl becomes a dope pusher to support her 'reefer habit'. Ultimately, she goes "cold turkey" and becomes a narc, working with the feds to smash the dope peddlers once and for all. Like most films of its ilk, Wild Weed is an unintentional laugh riot when seen today. 
The cast is a surprisingly good one, including a bunch of people you never heard of, like Alan Baxter, Lyle Talbot, Michael Whalen and pianist Rudolf Friml Jr. Director "Sherman Scott" also worked under the name of Sam Newfield.
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This really doesn't come as a surprise to anyone I hope. Ya knew this crazy towelhead scumbag was gonna go on with his bullshit as long as he could. I gotta believe somebody put a bullet right between his fuckin' eyes, so he couldn't go to arab heaven or whatever the fuck they call it.
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Remember, guys - Mother's Day is very important to them, 
and it's less than two weeks away. 
The jewelry my wife makes is a perfect gift idea...
Click on the picture to see the new stuff she has up in her shop.
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And then there's this magnificent bastard...
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2 comments:

  1. Perhaps all climate activists will consider the virtue of self-immolation and follow. Reduce the carbon by burning it up starting with the crazies at the climate bureau.

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  2. A good hard roll and butter - a classic Jersey breakfast ( even better when grilled on a flattop ! ) .

    We were down in Miami a few years back ( pre-Covid craziness ) and were quite quite pleased to discover that the bagels at Einstein Brothers were surprisingly good - perhaps because of the numbers of ex-New Yorkers in the area ?

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