That would be the sad reality of it. There are so many clowns, jokers, buffoons, idiots, jackasses and morons out there that are being quoted every day it's become impossible to differentiate between the gags and the sorta straight shit.
When you live in a world where a big, gigantic insurance company thinks a yellow Emu in goofy situations is good advertising, it's kinda hard to make out what's real and what isn't in this society. And fuck if I can get even one person to pull my finger anymore. Juss' sayin'...
WTF does any of that have to do with insurance? ...
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I like everything about this guy but his music... ...
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If there is one thing I do truly miss about living in Jersey it is/was my garden. It was prolific. Usually three or four varieties of tomatoes, same with the peppers, potatoes, onions, garlic, zucchini, eggplant, carrots, green beans. The chicken wire was because we had deer in the neighborhood and those fuckers will eat anything and everything. It's really hard to maintain an outdoor garden here in Florida for a coupla reasons, so I do most of my planting in pots and containers down here. Ya gotta adapt to your environment, don'tcha?
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Rosie O'Donnell's eldest daughter, Chelsea Belle O'Donnell, was sentenced on Monday to six years probation following three consecutive arrests last fall - one felony count of possessing methamphetamine, one felony count of bail jumping, and one misdemeanor count of resisting or obstructing an officer
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Another one of those movies ya pretty much havta watch every time it's on. Kilmer died yesterday. The last coupla years were pretty rough on him evidently.
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