Wednesday, April 2, 2025

4 out of 5 guys would marry their 'make believe' girlfriends? WTF is happening to us?


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Florida Woman gums up the works on a Tesla...


She looks like she could be Vanila Ice's little sister. The story behind this ridiculous story is here on Breitbart's website.

April Fools ain't what it/they usta be...

That would be the sad reality of it. There are so many clowns, jokers, buffoons, idiots, jackasses and morons out there that are being quoted every day it's become impossible to differentiate between the gags and the sorta straight shit. 
When you live in a world where a big, gigantic insurance company thinks a yellow Emu in goofy situations is good advertising, it's kinda hard to make out what's real and what isn't in this society. And fuck if I can get even one person to pull my finger anymore. Juss' sayin'...
WTF does any of that have to do with insurance?
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I like everything about this guy but his music...
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If there is one thing I do truly miss about living in Jersey it is/was my garden. It was prolific. Usually three or four varieties of tomatoes, same with the peppers, potatoes, onions, garlic, zucchini, eggplant, carrots, green beans. The chicken wire was because we had deer in the neighborhood and those fuckers will eat anything and everything.
It's really hard to maintain an outdoor garden here in Florida for a coupla reasons, so I do most of my planting in pots and containers down here. Ya gotta adapt to your environment, don'tcha?
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Rosie O'Donnell's eldest daughter, Chelsea Belle O'Donnell, was sentenced on Monday to six years probation following three consecutive arrests last fall - one felony count of possessing methamphetamine, one felony count of bail jumping, and one misdemeanor count of resisting or obstructing an officer
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Another one of those movies ya pretty much havta watch every time it's on. 
Kilmer died yesterday. The last coupla years were pretty rough on him evidently.
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Really?



Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Take a shot Auntie...

 

No reason to get all steamed up...

 




Georgia's on board. Which state is next?

A bill passed by the Georgia legislature on Monday aims to bar so-called “transgender girls,” or males living as females, from taking part in sports for girls, Fox News reported.
“S.B. 1, also known as the ‘Riley Gaines Act of 2025,’ requires middle school, high school, and college student athletes to compete on sports teams that align with their biological sex,” the outlet said, noting that Kemp is expected to sign the legislation.



What does a Governor who works for all his citizens look like? Looks a lot like Ron...

 
In his own words - "Property taxes effectively require homeowners to pay rent to the government. Constitutional protections for Florida homeowners require approval of the voters in 2026. In the meantime, Floridians need relief. I am today proposing a plan that will result in -on average - $1,000 rebate checks for each homestead as a discount on their property taxes. If the Legislature acts on this plan now, we can get this done this year. Let’s get this done for the people of Florida this session."
Personally. I can't bitch. Here in Florida I pay less per year ($ 1,660.00) than I used to pay per month ($ 2,060.00) when I lived in New Jersey. I get better services across the board, it's safer, cleaner and easier to move around than the Garden State ever was, and I  lived there more than half my life. 
 
And the beaches here are free - and free of all those fuckin' jerkoff 
pretender tattoo-covered Guidos from Staten Island. Juss' sayin'...
 
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You don't need a reason...
  
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An eye-candy treat from our Twisted Hillbilly buddies...

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The reality of 'nude beaches'? It ain't what you want to see, trust me...

I lived on a tiny island (St. John USVI) in the Caribbean for ten years, and all of the beaches  - both National Park beaches two - were 'who gives a fuck nude beaches'. Lemme tell ya - there wasn't a super model or Playboy pinup to be found on any of them beaches. Mostly, it was over-weight hairy hippie chics and drunk fat guys. Not pretty, I can assure you. Maybe in the south of France or Brazil there might be a buncha hotties, but haven't had the opportunity, can't speak to it. 
Click on her butt crack to read the article...
 




Play by the rules, Cal...



I'd call it 'levelling the playing field'. How about you?

“For far too long, we allowed standards to slip, and different standards for men and women in combat arms, military occupational specialties and jobs, that’s not acceptable,” Hegseth said in a video on his official plane flying back from Japan before signing a memo to implement the order.
“We need to have the same standard, male or female, in our combat roles to ensure our men and women who are in those formations have the best possible leaders and the highest possible standards that are not based at all on your sex, if you’re a man or a woman,” he added. “Soon we’ll have nothing but the highest and equal standards for men and women in combat.
 
If there's no 'curve' in the testing, every is equal on their own abilities 
and nothing else - as it should be. Well played, Pete.
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The minute Biden's gummyies kick in. And other silliness...

 Evidently, Joe had just stumbled on Hunter's gummy stash, and, thinking they were just candies, popped a couple before heading out to the Rose Garden...   

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President Trump said Monday he’d be eager to run against former President Barack Obama — if the US Constitution is changed to allow the men to seek a third term. “I’d love that — that would, that would be a good one.”
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Iconic American restaurant chain Hooters  filed for bankruptcy last night,  sparking fears of mass closures. Hooters - known for its scantily-clad waitresses - filed for bankruptcy to try and reorganize the company.
 
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Just when ya think they couldn't stoop any lower or sound stupider than they normally do, a guy like Jamie pops up out of whereverthefuck and says something so vapid - so inane - that it actually shakes you to your core. And they wonder why they're so unpopular nowadays, right?
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Just in case you thought the stupidity was limited to just here in the United States. If you haven't figured it  out, Letterkenny is a mid-sized city in Donegal County, in the northern part of the Republic of Ireland...
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This guy in the Jeep ahead of me yesterday at a light on 441...
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4 out of 5 guys would marry their 'make believe' girlfriends? WTF is happening to us?

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