You see these stupid questions all the time on Fakebook...

 Which would you take - $ 800,000,000.00 cash 

or two nights in a pup tent with her? 

It amazes me how many guys would take the girl in 

the tent. Shit, with that kinda cash, you could get that 

same girl in to a private jet ferfucksake.

That's why I hate Fakebook...

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Hey guys -  Valentine's Day is 

right round the corner...

How about getting your gal 

something nice like this?

Click on the picture for more info on this item.

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