Something that didn't work 39 times finally DID work...

“You only need two things in life: Duct Tape and WD-40. 

If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move 

and should, use WD-40.”

Obviously, the first 39 formulas didn't make the cut, 

but this ain't lockdowns and mandates. 

This is a product, ya friggin' morons...