People will buy just about anything if the message is right...

 It's called 'target marketing'. They must know young folks 

don't make their own coffee or somethin'...

Well, golly gee, I'm an active senior, aren't I? 

Who the fuck would ever call themselves that? 

C'mon MadAve - you can do better than this.

I've never had any of this shit and I seriously doubt that I ever will. The people in the ad look like a coupla old stoners from Kentucky or Alaska or Vermont or some other bumfuck place, so I certainly identify with them right? Especially since the guy's wearing a wool cap indoors.

I betcha that stuff tastes like dog piss, too. 

Juss' sayin'...