THERE ARE GIANT WANGS, GROWING OUT OF
GIANT BOOBS, HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF
FINELY CRAFTED, CLASSICAL-ASS, BAROQUE-ASS,
ROCOCO-ASS GENITALS WITH THEIR
TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS.
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This is Catherine the Great.
She proved that just because you're a mature woman in power doesn't mean you can't be a horny goddess of filth. There's this rumor that Catherine's biggest conquest was a goddamn horse, but haters made that story up because they were intimidated that a woman could be in charge not only of a country, but also of her own sexual predilections as well.
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Ummm...Ummm...looks like she'd fit in on the Left Coast pretty well...For some reason this is how I've always imagined Liberace's home furnishings.
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