'Cause I sure as fuck don't - juss' sayin'...
It's a one-hour game that takes 2 1/2 hours to play during which
there's 21 minutes of actual play. Tell me again why you enjoy it?
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An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?
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WTF is going to happen to this country if this shit isn't put to a stop immediately?
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I'd watch football with her if
her Daddy owned a team...
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I rather watch a 'Pisgetti Eatin' Contest
at the Girl's Reformitory...
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I'll take either one, thank you...
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Every once in a while I come across a gadget that I really like, and I'm happy to be able to tell you guys about it.
This is one of them.
I leave one out in the lanai now and it stays fully charged all the time. I just plug my phone in to it whenever I'm out there - and it keeps the phone at 100%. It's impressive. I bought another one that I keep in my truck.
For under $ 23 bucks, it's crazy not to have one. Even comes
with the charger cord. Click on the picture or this link:
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Throwback Thursday?
Okay - here's one for ya...
Here's where we used to watch Monday Night Football.
During the first half of the game, all the guys downstairs drinking got a ticket with a number on it whenever they bought a drink. When halftime started the bartenders would draw a number out of a hat, and if you had that number ticket, you got a brick that you could throw at the TV screen as soon as you saw Cosell.
It mighta cost 'em a TV every week (they probably bought 'em used), but the fuckin' bar was mobbed every Monday for what we usta call 'Brick Night'. What a fuckin' pisser...
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Multiple victims of the collapse of the Champlain Towers South condominium in Surfside, Fla. allegedly had their identities stolen by a trio who went on a luxury shopping spree.
Betsy Alejandro Cacho-Medina, Kimberly Michelle Johnson, and Rodney Choute are facing multiple charges in connection with identity theft, authorities said Wednesday. They are accused of stealing at least $45,000, not including another $67,000 that they attempted to steal.
The suspects stole the identities of at least seven victims of the building collapse, two of which are not dead. There were also two other victims that were not part of the building collapse.
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Have a coupla jerkoff neighbors you wanna
piss off? This should do the trick.
Saw a guy up in Ocala last week flying this on the back of his pickup truck.
Click on the picture or this link for more information:
Anti Biden 3x5 ft Don’t Blame Us ...
This guy is a legitimate and genuine class act.
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These are great, heavy-duty tool bags.
Get yourself a couple. I have three of them.
Get a couple for yourself for less than $ 19 bucks each.
Click on the picture or this link:
Heavy Duty Military Mechanics Tool Bag
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No matter what you may be looking for, you can
click on any Amazon link to get to Amazon.
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Do you have a special occasion - like a birthday, an anniversary
or some other special event worth celebrating coming up?
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or
your girlfriend right here. Below are some samples of the jewelry my wife makes.
Click on the picture above for information on this item
Iridescent Metallic Olive Hand Beaded Cuff Bracelet with Silver Accents
Click on the picture above for information on this item
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Buy yourself something nice.
You deserve it.
Click on the link or the picture.
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Who's driving, Mr Tomato Head.
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