I know there's gotta be a puppeteer up there somewhere. There's no way Joe could be doing all this stupid shit all by himself...
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Heads up - there's a new scam in town.
Over the last month and a half I have become a victim of a clever scam that started at the nearby ALDI's grocery store in our area. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works. Two very good-looking 19 or so year old girls of 'eastern European origin' (I'd say Ruskies) come over to your car as you are packing your shopping absg and shit into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Walmart. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start undressing, until they are both completely naked. Then, when you pull over to tell them to be cool, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on July 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on August 1st, 4th, 7th, 13th and 15th and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older guys you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times to be there seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
(P.S. Walmart has cheap wallets on sale for $3.99 each but they have other wallets that are $4.75 that look better and come in packs of twelve!)
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Woke me up before you gogo,
I'm not hangin' on like a yoyo...
By this time next year, Jefferson Elementary School in Maplewood, NJ will have a new name because local school district officials are morons. They think they will cut the school’s tie to one of America’s founding fathers due to his affiliation with slavery by changing the school's name.
The South Orange Maplewood Board of Education approved a resolution Monday to rename the school to one that will “ensure and model an inclusive, welcoming and respectful learning environment” by the 2022-23 school year.
The resolution stated that the school “bears the name of an enslaver committed to upholding the institution of slavery” and that the board would “no longer hold up an enslaver as a role model for students of the South Orange/ Maplewood School District.”
The board directed the district superintendent or a designee to work with the students from the school to seek input to propose a new name for Jefferson Elementary by June 30, 2022.
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This is a really good Bluetooth speaker
and it's only $ 25.99. That's cheap.
I know for a fact how good it is - I have the same one and I use it at work.
The sound - and the volume - you get from this is amazing.
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Billie Holliday performing Strange Fruit in NYC's first integrated Nightclub - 'Café Society' - in 1939. It's almost frightening to think that we were so stupid for so long. ...
Starting to get interesting in the AL East. Yanks finished a sweep of 3-game series against Boston last night. I love baseball at exactly this time of year, when there 40-or so games left in the season and every single game matters. It fun to watch Tampa also, because if I was dooshbag (by proximity alone) I'd be a Rays fan, but I'm not. I bleed Yankee Blue and always will.
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I'd have given almost anything to have been a fly on that wall to watch that little bitchfest with this jerkoff. David is nothing more than another entitled, elitist unfunny LA/NYC liberal jerkoff.
Aside from Freddie Mercury and the boys in the band and a few guys I went to high school with, she's the only Queen I've ever known, and I'm 68 years old. Can you imagine the kinda shitfit they're gonna have when she finally croaks over there? Holy fuck...
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This information is provided on a need-to-know basis only,
and I thought you might need to know this shit. So there.
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This is the knife I carry every day of my life. And I've been carrying this same knife for 55 years. My Dad gave me my first one when I was in the Boy Scouts back in the early '60's.
Take a look at this knife and see if it wouldn't be the perfect
pocket knife for you also. Click on the picture or this link:
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People need to seriously lighten the fuck up. They're only words, you over-sensitive
buncha fuckin' pussies. Jeez.
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The Taliban has a Twitter account, but Donald Trump - the former leader of the free world - does not. WTF is wrong with this society today? If you ever see me on Twittshit, just fuckin' shoot me in the ass. Both cheeks.
One of Pablo Escobar's planes that crashed and sank in the Bahamas....
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Great lights for the front or back yard.
Click on the picture or this link for more info:
Makes Garden Pathways & Flower Beds Look Great.
Easy NO-Wire Install, All-Weather/Water-Resistant
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The Independent - an ultra-liberal British newsrag - referring to Osama Bin Laden as an “anti-Soviet Warrior” fighting for peace in 1993....
I had a girlfriend that stupid once......
Forecasting being the divine science it has been lately, this fuckin' thing'll probably make landfall in Finland. Juss' sayin'...
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Have a birthday, an anniversary or some
other event worth celebrating coming up?
This is some of the jewelry my wife makes. You can find something nice
for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or your girlfriend right here.
Click on the picture above for information on this item
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See some more for yourself by clicking here:
It's really nice stuff and the prices include free shipping to almost anywhere!
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There is something (I mean aside from the
absolute killer bod) that is very, very attractive
about this gal and I just can't put my finger
on it. If I did, she's probably smack me anyway...
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Rock On brother. Go Yanks!!
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