If you like to sleep past 5:00am,
do NOT get a kitten. Juss' sayin'...
do NOT get a kitten. Juss' sayin'...
Okay. Tell me again about all this climate change/global warming nonsense you're cooking up...
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New York Yankees pitchers and catchers report this week to spring training in Tampa.
When they do, all eyes will be on a pair of reclamation projects for the starting rotation: right-handers Corey Kluber and Jameson Taillon. I think it's gonna be a great year. I think that every year.
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I don't get it - do you?
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Do you have Amazon Prime? It's terrific.
My incredibly brilliant wife ordered two of these for the bedside lights in the two bedrooms - the lights that weren't controlled by the switch...
Find a couple for yourself here:
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I can't think of too many other things as desolate
and depressing as a snow-covered Boardwalk in winter.
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Coupla names to remember if ya know what I mean...
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Where is Car 54 when you need them?
There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?
My eighth birthday week 1961.
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I'm told there was a whole series of these really friggin' bizarre print ads from during the war. I'll see if I can find some more...
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And we could all use a little of this...
The way I figure it, if ya have one of these,
pancakes can be an everyday things.
Easy to use, easy to clean and very reasonably priced.
See for yourself here:
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Bitcoin stalled just short of the $50,000 mark on Monday and other cryptocurrencies slipped, as investors took profit from a record-breaking rally that is being driven by a worldwide shift in investor and public attitudes towards digital assets.
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The mayor, police chief, city clerk and a former city clerk of a small Midwest town were all arrested for allegedly abusing their power - with crimes including stealing money, falsifying records and strong-arming civilians. In one instance, a resident in Armstrong, Iowa (population 840) was attacked by one of the defendants with a stun gun to shake them down for money.
“Mayor Greg Buum, police chief Craig Merrill, city clerk Tracie Lang, and former city clerk Connie Thackery were charged with felony and misdemeanor offenses in a 21-count joint trial information approved by the Emmet County District Court,” the Emmet County Sheriff’s said in a statement.
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WTF were these guys thinking
when they put this ad together?
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Good coffee at a really good price.
A damn fine combo if you have a Keurig.
Find it here:
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After reading about the Iowa scandal I'm betting one of those 3 has a relative who is a Chicago politician. When are cities like Portland and Seattle going to stop taking this bullshit from protestors like Antifa and BLM. Portland especially. that eunuch mayor of theirs Ted Wheeler needs to have his nutsack pierced with a pitch fork
ReplyDeleteCartoon is the Lady is getting a physical exam including an eyesight check, she's facing the wrong chart and the doc is commenting that she is blind but drove to the office.
ReplyDeletewow - entirely too complicated. Thanks Brian
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