Sunday, December 27, 2020

Thinking ahead to 2021's new brand of stupid?

 Don't get ahead of yourself - there's still 
a week of this jerkoff year left... 

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Yeah - go ahead and laugh. It'll be 70 by 2:00 this afternoon. 
Where you gonna be?
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We're up to 227 followers.
 
To be honest, I couldn't be prouder of that accomplishment, considering the blog itself is not quite two years old. 
Of the 227 followers, I can identify 95 of you, so that means we're only 6 away from sending one of you $ 101.00 bucks cash money. I've done it before and you know I'll do it again. I hope we get more new followers, but hey - you guys that are here anonymously can get in on this too!
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Boy did these guys get their asses kicked over Christmas - and that right after going in to a complete 6-week shutdown!!

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I don't know, man - I think he might be starting to lose it a little.
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A bottle of Bayer's 'Heroin' Between 1890 and 1910. Heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children suffering with a strong cough.
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Ya know, ya gotta remember that Christmas isn't the only time of year that we give gifts. The easiest and best way to give a gift? Give them an Amazon Gift Card. 

Right click here to open in a new tab:

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Yeah, okay. Sounds like a great plan to me. You can be my moral compass and life coach. You can even give me marital advice. Yup. Ubetcha. Oh, nice hat.
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At least I ain't dealing with this shit anymore...

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Supposedly a real movie - I never heard of it. 
You guys?
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It honest to god makes me wonder if any of these people have any sense of self at all. It's almost embarrassing to  me, and I don't even watch this stupid shit.
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Live crabs. Bras with rhinestones. Old shoes. Frayed electrical cords. Knock-off Louis Vuitton clutches. Disposable face masks. Mets caps. Illegal street peddlers hawking such items have taken over the outer boroughs, clogging sidewalks with their second-hand wares and pulling customers from pandemic-ravaged mom-and-pop shops. And everybody is pointing the finger at Mayor de Blasio.
 
From Brooklyn to the Bronx, Staten Island and Queens, folding tables and mats rolled out on the ground force pedestrians to go single-file or step aside so they don’t get run over.

Personally? I kinda dig everything about it.
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Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Duke, 
was never one to shy away from an outfit 
that disregarded the laws of physics.
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My newest bumper sticker.
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No matter what you may be looking for, you can click on any Amazon link - any posted item you see featured here on the blog (even the banner above) to get to Amazon. 
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I can't even imagine how cold and scary and dangerous serving on one of them musta been. They were certainly better men than me.
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It fascinates and frustrates the fuck outta me how so many jerkoffs, once they become politicians, feel like they havta have something to say about everything. Why have we, as a society, allowed our so-called 'representatives' (that's a joke - the only represent themselves, the power hungry dooshbags) to rule over our lives to every tiny fuckin' detail? At what point do we say 'enough is too much' and throw these motherfuckers out into the street where they have to fend for themselves, just like we do?
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My wife had a cat that stupid when I met her. 
And I still married her. Go figure.
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You need a little Perspective 101 lesson.


Peter Billingsley - Ralphie - turns 50 in 2021.

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Speaking of movies, how about this?


This is the ground floor of a place called the Mansfield Reformatory. It's the location where they shot Shawshank Redemption.
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This kinds shit is nothing to make fun of in any way, but I mean c'mon, man. The name of the bar is Shooters? Really?
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I know we've seen her before, but colorized 
it becomes a whole new thing...
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A great pair of jeans for under $ 15.00 bucks?
I wouldn't lie to you.


Rustler makes a great pair of pants for a ridiculously low price. See for yourself here - there's plenty of styles and sizes to choose from:
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Mother nature at her craziest. The effects of wind erosion in the Algerian Desert. Some jerkoff kid will come along one of these days and knock it over.
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There will come a day - I'm convinced of it - there'll be a day when the word COVID is not mentioned once all day by anyone anywhere. I hope I live that long. 
And, by the way, that works out to one tenth of one percent of the population.
One tenth of one percent. That's it.
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Ice core from Antarctic ice, the dark layer represents the volcanic ash some 21,000 years ago. This cross section covered information of past 68,000 years
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I musta missed something. Haven't these people been treating this virus thing for almost a year now? And they still don't know what the fuck to do? I don't get it.
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I'll leave you here:


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Way ta go, Joe! Joe Camp had suffered a particularly tough few months — losing his longtime job and mourning the death of his father — until his luck turned around on Christmas Eve morning. The Charlotte, North Carolina, resident headed to a gas station to buy a lottery ticket that morning, per his normal routine. However, he ended up winning $250,000 on the Gold Rush ticket he bought that day.
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I want THAT one...
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Wife or girlfriend let down a little by your choice of gifts this year? There's an easy way to make up for that...


If you have not yet seen my wife's jewelry, it's available on Etsy. It's really nice stuff and the prices include free shipping to almost anywhere! Every piece is unique and each one is 
completely hand-made by her. 

See some examples for yourself here:

I want to take a minute and thank all of my friends/readers here that have taken the time to look at Barbara's Jewelry and bought pieces for their 'special someones'. It's a big deal to me - I really appreciate it.
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4 comments:

  1. Ahh,Catherine Bach, I believe she invented the Camel Toe, or at least perfected it!
    The stunner in yellow on the yacht, looks like there was a slight nip in the air that day.
    Well I hope Trump does something for the unemployed outside of the bill, but I think he’s right not to sign the bill. Either get it changed before his term is over or let Biden get stuck with that stinking turd. Giving out only 600.00 for those in need is deplorable especially with all the fucked up foreign they tossed into the bill. 10 million alone to Pakistan for transgender training?? What is up with that nonsense

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  2. Trump refusing to had out billions to the rest of the world while US citizens get fucked over is not "loosing it a little", but standing up to Pelosi and the swamp lining their pockets at your expense. We can suck it up for a few more days, and the SWAMP can get fucked.

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  3. A bill over 5000 pages long and worth almost a billion dollars, they had just hours to look at it! How much was actually virus relief and how much was Christmas? How many laws were changed?
    Trump did the right thing...

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  4. He is doing the right thing. These motherfuckers in congress - that's another story.

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Here's an award Biden got that I musta blinked and missed it...

 Can you imagine what the fantasy-land is like that they all  live in? They gave Joe an award for being Joe... President Joe Biden displays ...