Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Okay - let's move on people. There's nothing happening here...

 How long will it take for Biden to screw the pooch with the economy? He probably already is and we don't know it yet... 

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They say best things in life come for free - for a price. Monday. McDonalds announced that it will give away 10,000 free McRibs to hungry — and hairy — dudes who take to Twitter and Instagram and post public images of their clean-shaven faces. The move comes as a partnership between McDonald’s and No-Shave November to promote awareness for the nonprofit, which raises money for cancer research.

The offer for the savory serving — which also comes topped with onions and pickles, and served on a roll — isn’t limited to just those who grew out their facial hair last month in support of No-Shave November. McDonald’s added in the release that all can participate, specifically anyone with a “baby-smooth” face or even those who post an image of themselves wearing a face mask.
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The United Kingdom on Wednesday authorized use of the Pfizer and BioNTech coronavirus vaccine, becoming the first Western country to allow widespread use of a vaccine. Pfizer responded to the approval by announcing they would immediately begin shipping limited supplies to the UK. It also expects to get similar recognition from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
 
THE U.S. led the way with funding and waiving of regs and all kindsa other restriction cutting shit, yet we're not the first to approve a vaccine. And you stand there telling me this fucking whole thing hasn't all been about politics? Are you fuckin' kidding me? Please.
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Jessica Simpson is 40 years old now. She's also stinky rich. 
I'd say all in all the girl's done pretty well for herself.
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A Thunderstorm from above. Pretty amazing shot, isn't it?
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This is how we used to 'unfriend' people 
in the days before FakeBook...
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Sick to your stomach these days?
Who isn't, right... 


Between the election nonsense, craziness in the streets and this COVID business, 
it might be a good idea to add a pro-biotic to your vitamin and supplement regimen. 
 
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I really do believe they've lost their collective fuckin' minds. Not just there in Jersey, but everywhere they're making this shit legal and accessible. Hey - I am NOT down on gettin' high. It's the crazy shit like mushrooms and heroin and other crazy shit that they're de-criminalizing that makes no fuckin' sense. At least not to me.
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Today is Brittany's 39th birthday.
Do you know why I think this is important enough to mention here today?


I sure hope like fuck that you do, because I have no idea why I thought to include this, but fuck it - it is pretty funny. On 30th May 2007, Britney Spears said she “truly hit rock bottom”. In a message on her website, the entertainer wrote that she “genuinely did not know what to do with myself” following her split from husband Kevin Federline. The 25-year-old singer entered a Malibu treatment facility in February after months of partying, which ended with the singer shaving off all her hair.
 
The world thought her career was over, the looks had gone, the marriage was over, the children had been taken away. Britney was under 24-hour suicide watch in a Los Angeles hospital, the pop princess had turned human train wreck,
 
The hair salon where Britney shaved her head set up a website to auction her hair for more than $1,000,000.00. The website, buybritneyshair.com, claimed to have been set up by salon owner Esther Tognozzi and includes photos of the hair, saying it is “absolutely authentic”. As well as the hair, the winning bidder would also get the hair clippers Spears used, a blue lighter she left at the salon and the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time.
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CDC to reduce length of recommended quarantine following COVID-19 exposure



The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reducing the number of days one should quarantine after being exposed to the coronavirus from 14 days to 7-10 days. Dr. Robert Redfield, Director of the CDC, made the announcement during a coronavirus task force meeting on Tuesday. 
 
The new guidelines recommend that someone who has been exposed or had close contact with the virus should quarantine for seven to 10 days, which is less than the originally recommended 14 days. 
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Ya know why? I'll tell ya why. Because we're idiots. 
That's why. Happy now?
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Good coffee at a really good price.
A damn fine combo if you have a Keurig.


Find it here:
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An air-conditioned lawn mower from 1957.
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This really is sad how this once great 
telescope has been abandoned.

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That's Virna Lisi. One of the many great 
Italian imports from the 50's and 60's.
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But seriously, I gotta ask:


Why would anyone ever wanna be famous? 

Even this broad - somebody ya never heard of - get's plastered, and then she gets plastered all over the news? WTF kinda people are we, anyway? Why would anyone normal human being possibly give a flying rat's ass fuck about this broad getting drunk and arrested?
I have a theory. They promote this kinda shit so you can read it and feel better about your lowly-ass life because 'at least that's not me'. 

Gotcha.
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I never even heard of this thing before -
 any of you guys sign up for this thing?
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I had a dog that stupid once...
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I looked out my side window this morning and saw frost all over the lawn on the side of the house. This is Florida, God - WTF man?
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You don't EVER have to pay $ 40 or more again for jeans - 
not when these are available...



I ordered two pairs for myself thinking I'd get 'em for work pants, but honestly, they're too nice to fuck up with cement and plaster and stuff. They really are a helluva good product at an insanely good price. I'm not kidding you. Find them for yourself here:
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I'll leave you with these girls to think about:

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Couple sues Home Depot over $100,000 home renovation gone wrong, lawsuit says

A Springfield, NJ couple is suing Home Depot over a $100,000-plus home renovation the couple said went terribly wrong. I bet this happens ten times a week in every state.


Ellen and Sandy Myers filed the civil suit in Union County Superior Court last month. The suit, which names Home Depot and subcontractor B. Lombardi & Sons of Cedar Grove, NJ, claims the companies breached their contracts with the couple, performed substandard work, used poor quality materials and otherwise violated the Consumer Fraud Act and the Home Improvement Practices Act. 
 
My opinion? Fuck you. How fuckin' stupid do you have to be to hire a sub through a store to do a remodelling job? You gonna tell me these two people don't know anyone anywhere that had work done on their house that they coulda got a referral from? I do this shit for a living. I live and die by my referrals. 

Lemme make another point. If the subs - these Lombardi guys - if they were any good AT ALL at what they purport to do, they wouldn't have to take subcontract work from a fuckin' big box store. Please. These people are all morons - they all get what they deserve.

Got that off my chest, didn't I...
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Wanna hear God laugh? 
Tell him your plans.

 
In 1998, Honduras built a bridge over the Choluteca river, 
but Hurricane Mitch rerouted the river.
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Makes perfect sense to me...
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If ya don't know, this is what Virna Lisi 
looked like in her heyday.
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This is nothing new. It's just now eing made public. These media jerkoffs 
hated the guy from BEFORE day one.
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Again - why would this come as a surprise to anyone? 
 
Coronavirus was likely spreading in much of the U.S. last December - weeks before China told the officially recognized the new virus, a new study suggests. Blood collected by the Red Cross between December 13 and January 17 was later sent to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to be tested for antibodies to coronavirus. 
 
Testing revealed antibodies to the virus that causes COVID-19 in 39 samples from blood donated between December 13 and December 16. Those donations were made in California, Oregon, and Washington. Another 67 samples taken between December 30 and January 17 from donors in the Midwest and Northeast were positive for antibodies. 
 
It comes as documents leaked to CNN reveal that China underreported the number of infections there by the thousands, and made 'politically motivated errors in how they handled it.'
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Barb wants you guys to know that this particular discount offer is a promotion developed and promoted by Etsy, and the promo is gonna end  on 12/05 ( that's Saturday) - so ya might wanna make a move now before it goes away. Thanks!

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6 comments:

  1. I wish my dad was still alive to see Virna Lisi one more time. There were several epic arguments between my mother and him about his over the top comments about Ms.Lisi

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  2. December 17th is about the time I spent a week in bed with extreme fatigue, but no other real symptons.

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  3. If you win the big lottery you ought to at least stop to say good-bye on your way out the door...

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    1. Don't worry. If I hit I'll hire you to do it for me

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