Saturday, November 7, 2020

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

 I thought it was almost Thanksgiving. 
WTF is it with this hurricane business...
 

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It's travelling like it's being piloted by a drunken murder hornet. This friggin' thing doesn't know what it wants to do.


It’s been 22 years since Tropical Storm Mitch made landfall in Florida. That was on Nov. 5, 1998, and it was the last time the Sunshine State experienced tropical-storm-force winds in November. Of course, 2020 being what it is, of course it will include a fuckin' hurricane. Of course...
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I really don't have to put a list together of the reasons why this year sucks as much as it does, do I?

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If this rag of a magazine tried to be a bigger piece of shit than it already is, it would be genuinely frightening. Who reads this fuckin' garbage?
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This sale is still happening - must be going on through the weekend. With Christmas coming, ya really should give this a thought - it's THAT GOOD a deal. A tablet this good for only 80 BUCKS?
 

Now you tell me there wasn't some weird shit 
goin' on in them Archie comics.

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - 
how about this:
 
More than half of adults who worked remotely during the pandemic are unaware that they could face tax consequences because they didn’t update their tax withholding to reflect their new location, a study by the American Institute of CPAs found. 
 

People working from different locations could find themselves on the hook for non-resident state taxes when filing next year.
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Ya got me swingin' - what the fuck 
are these morons protesting about now?
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Napoleon’s gold-encrusted sword worn over 200 years ago, 
sold at auction for nearly $6.4 million back in 2007.
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There's a quick physics lesson for him.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez never misses a chance to prove what a fuckin' whackjob she really is. 
 
Now the moonbat is facing heat for urging her supporters to 'create an archive of online postings by “Trump sycophants” who may later regret their affiliation with the president.'
 
“Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?” Ocasio-Cortez tweeted on Friday. “I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future.”  Commenters quickly decided the list-making endeavor was something a ruthless Communist dictator would love.
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Phoebe Cates is 57 years old now. 
Feel a little older yourself now that you know that?
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New Jersey health officials reported about 2,199 new coronavirus cases and 13 additional deaths on Friday as Gov. Phil Murphy continues to weigh potential “broader action” to deal with the surging second wave of the outbreak.
 
The latest figures were announced by Murphy at the beginning of a press conference to make appointments to the 'Cannabis Regulatory Commission'.
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'Oh boy look - it's so symbolic!' Jeezzzzz.....


All these stupid little white flags at the D.C. Armory parade ground in Washington last month were meant to 'represent those who have died from Covid-19 in the United States.' 
 
Can you tell me why this kind of pathetic fuckin' nonsense even happens? And more likely than not, it was paid for with tax dollars. People can be so fuckin' ridiculous sometimes...
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Them's some REALLY stupid shoes...
Juss' sayin'.
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I know it hadda happen at some point in history but I'm still baffled by this 'make up any friggin' name you want for your kid' thing.
 
I grew up in a world inhabited by people named Bob & Tom & Pete & Bill & Linda & Donna - you get my point. I NEVER knew anybody who had a fucking Q or an apostrophe in their names. 
 
WTF is 'Ja'Ron' supposed to do - balance out the fact that his last name is the single most common surname on the entire fuckin' planet?
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Former presidential candidate and certifiable whackjob Andrew Yang warned that the Democratic Party was becoming the party of the 'coastal urban elites' in the eyes of the working class American, insisting the country would 'get worse' if it didn't work to represent more in the country. 
 
The wealthy New York businessman voiced his concern while appearing on a CNN panel on Wednesday with Don Lemon, one the the biggest jerkoffs ever on TV. The 'warning' echoes similar sentiments made by Bernie Sanders last week.
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I'll leave you with this today:


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Devina Singh (left), 24, interned for that fat fuck Nadler for about a month in 2018. She was filmed spitting into a cop's face during a protest in Manhattan Wednesday. The Brooklyn resident shouted 'fuck you fascist' twice before spitting. Singh said the cop knocked her over before she spat at him, and that during her arrest her arm was broken.
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Do you keep a First Aid kit in your vehicle? 
 
If you don't, don'tcha think ya should?



This is a pretty good one and it'll fit under your front seat 
if ya don't wanna keep it in the trunk. 

Take a look - it's on sale for $ 28.00 bucks:
Comes complete with a FREE Bonus 32-Piece Mini First Aid Kit
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