I'm at a loss for words for the first time in my life. Help me.

I just can't come up with any more nasty things to say about anyone or anything. I hope I haven't caught a Jesus virus or something... 

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Do you know anyone who's bought ANY of these kinda books in the last coupla years? I did by Hannity's book, but all the other conspiracy shit?
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So me and an older guy - I'd say he's probably 80 maybe - both get knocked out of yesterday's tournament at the poker room near me at the same time and we're talking about the last hand as we're walking out the door. 
  
A car pulls up and the guy says to me: 

"This is my wife picking me up. Make like you weren't talking to me when she pulls up - just wave goodbye or something. I've had her convinced that I'm deaf for the last three years."

I have a new idol. The man is a genius.
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I need to be sure that you're 110% sure of this one thing: 

These motherfuckers are NOT protesters, They're murderous criminal scumbags. There's a slight difference. 


This is a buncha 'real' protesters:


No bombs, no guns, no body armor. 
Just signs and stupid chants.
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This story is reported in sorta the same way that they report COVID deaths. 

The guy ate a bag and half of the candy every day for two weeks prior to his death. Licorice contains glycyrrhizic acid, which could deplete potassium levels and contribute to heart rhythm problems, doctors explained.

“Even a small amount of licorice you eat can increase your blood pressure a little bit,” said Dr. Neel Butala, a cardiologist at Massachusetts General Hospital who described the case in the New England Journal of Medicine. He collapsed inside a fast food restaurant and died the next day. The autopsy report says he died of licorice overdose. 

Ya can't make this shit up.
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I'm sure they were, at first, thrilled to be leaving the European Theater, but the majority of them had enlisted 'for the duration', so this 'good news' actually only meant that they were going to the Pacific to fight the Japs.
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Right click on the banner to open it in a new tab and see if there isn't something there that you just absolutely, positively havta have:

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Yeah - they do get a bit nitpicky at times, don't they?
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I doubt you remember reading about this but I love all this space travel shit. Anyways, The Cassini spacecraft (It was not a satellite - satellites orbit the earth) died three years ago this week. Before it crashed itself onto the surface of Saturn it took one last picture of its home plant. 

That little tiny dot in the photo is us. Earth. 

Perspective is everything.
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Recognize him? Few people do without his beard...
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Those people at the door at Target take their jobs 
WAY too fuckin' serious. Juss' sayin'
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THIS IS A CRAZY STATISTIC:

Nearly 40% of Russia’s Food Still 

Comes From Small, Family Gardens


 

While most of the world is completely dependent on industrial agriculture, the Russian people feed themselves. As recently as 2018, a full 40% of the food produced in Russia came from small, household gardens called dachas.
That number is down from the peak of the communist era, when 90% of the nation’s food came from dachas – small plots of land  given to the people by the government for growing food. But 40% is still huge compared to the less than 1% of American food still grown on small, family-owned farms.
In colonial America, farming was the primary livelihood for 90% of the population. Today, farmers and ranchers represent only 1 percent of employed Americans.
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At $ 149.00 for this full 20v set, 
this is one helluva deal. 

The friggin' batteries alone are worth more than that - they go for like 70 bucks each new. Even Nemo (who's been strangely very quiet lately) would have to agree.

See it for yourself here:
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This chic, this Dutchess Whoeverthefuck - Meghan Markle - made an appearance on America's Got Talent, to send a video message to singer Archie Williams, 59 and we're supposed to believe this bullshit is somehow legit. 
   'Hi Archie!' she said. 'I just wanted to let you know that we have been so moved by your story, and we have been cheering you on every week,' Gimme a fuckin' break. 
Coupla quick questions:
Who gives a flying rats ass fuck what this Meghan chic thinks about ANYTHING?
  1. Who thinks we give a fuck about this broad?
  2. Who gives a fuck about this TV show?
  3. Who watches this bullshit?
(Asking for a friend...)
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A woman at a grade-school football game in Ohio on Wednesday was reportedly tasered and arrested by a police officer for not wearing a face mask in the stands.
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This guy is a rapper of some kind or another and he's in some kinda federal max pen for something or other. I admit I have absofuckinlutely no idea who the guy is, but damn - the man sho' is a funny lookin' muthafucka, ain't he?
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The Taylor ham/pork roll, egg and cheese is probably New Jersey's most iconic sandwich, with delis around the state claiming they make the best or the biggest or the most famous.  

Nothing gets us Jerseyans going like the mention of Taylor ham or pork roll, even if it degenerates into a sophomoric debate over which is the proper term.  

  For the zillionth time: All Taylor ham is pork roll, but not all pork roll is Taylor ham. The latter is a brand name. Don’t call it Taylor ham if it’s not Taylor ham.
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THIS is Taylor Ham. Nothing else is. 
If you're from Jersey, you know it's true.


Can't get it in your local supermarket? 
Get some for yourself here:
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Sooner or later this guy's gonna probably kill himself...


Hunter Biden sent 'thousands of dollars to women with ties to Eastern European prostitution and sex trafficking rings' while his father was overseeing US policy in Ukraine in 2014, claims new GOP report. 
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This is exactly why I say - if yer a stoner, cats are the perfect pets.
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This ain't New York City asshole. She'll put your fuckin' ass in jail if she can. Wudda fuckin' jerkoff. Can you imagine if he was President? Fuck........
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There are bars out there you've never 
been in and you know it...

Are you ready to get out and get going?



Here's a great bug-out bag for travel & 
overnights for less then $ 33.00 bucks. 
Get one for yourself here:
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This shit cracks me the fuck up. It would be truly funny if it wasn't real. These fuckin' people are just completely outta their collective fuckin' minds, ya know?
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I'll leave ya with this:


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Newsome did this by decree - not legislatively 
as would be the norm if California was a true republic:


I'm tellin' ya - they're all 
fuckin' fruitloops out there.
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Because we're all idiots, that's why...
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Ya know, this kinda makes feel a little silly. I mean, I don't take ANYTHING as serious as these fuckin' momo's do their fishing. Dudes - lighten the fuck up already...
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Ain't that the truth!!!
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This is a great tablet for under 70 bucks.


You'll find more info here:

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Pardon my shameless plugs of my wife's stuff, but she really is really good at making this stuff and I sure as fuck wanna make her happy - if ya know what I mean. Please take a minute to check out her etsy store - thanks!
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 My wife makes these beautiful, 
one of a kind jewelry pieces. 

Every one is hand-made using only the finest materials, yet they're very reasonably priced. Isn't there someone you know who'd like something very special?






Her jewelry is now available on Etsy. 

It's really nice stuff and the prices include 

free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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2 comments:

  1. Okay,I give up,who is the man in the photo? And yes,I too have been that drunk in a golf cart and that's only because I sucked at the game and I lived by my man Mickey Mantle's take on the game. "Man if there ever was a game made for cheating, this is it"

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    1. Don't know who it is but it could be 10 guys I know...

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