It's starting to give me a rash...
Did you hear Joe say one single thing last night about any idea he has about what he'll do as President? He has yet to mention a single agenda item that he'll commit to if elected.
Oh, wait - he did say one thing he'd do. He'll raise your taxes.
That's right - I forgot. My bad.
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Gonna be a long weekend. We'll see what develops.
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Typical waiting time to get a vehicle inspected, get a new or to renew a registration in New Jersey? How about six hours. Yup Six fuckin' hours.
Yeah, I want these jerkoffs to have even more control over everything.
They're doing such a spectacular job with what they're doing now...
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Biden did announce some of his Cabinet Staff picks.
That's good to know...
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There must be a sucking sound coming from the state borders...
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It's old but it's still pretty fuckin' funny.
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Okay, so we're into day 85.
Anybody figure out what the fuck these people actually want?
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Because shit like this ALWAYS works out just fine.
More than 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes will be released into the Florida Keys over the next two years with the aim of reducing the spread of disease to humans.
Officials in the Florida Keys approved Tuesday the release of the engineered bugs as the region struggles to contain outbreaks of dengue.
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Remember Hollywood Squares?
As silly a concept as any, but it worked. My mother loved this show. Here's kinda why:
Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anyA. thing wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
Q. What should you call a group of dancers in a ballet?
A. Paul Lynde: Silly savages.
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He can extend anything he wants but that ain't gonna stop tens of thousands of small businesses in that state from going belly-up. Fuckin' jerkoffs have no idea how much they've fucked with people's lives.
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Hurry up Ladies - mass is about to start...
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Talk about over-reach.
These states are going too far.
Who the fuck does the State of California think they are telling a company shit like this? Fuckin' communist bullshit I call.
Lyft and Uber will not suspend their ride-hailing services in California on Thursday at midnight, after a state appeals court ruled in their favor regarding an injunction against the companies. The move follows a court order in California that requires the companies to reclassify drivers as employees.
In a blog post on Thursday, Lyft also urged people in California to support a ballot measure that the companies are backing called Proposition 22 that aims to keep drivers as independent contractors.
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Veterans of the Union and Confederacy shake hands
on the 50th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg in 1913
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Like they don't have enough problems out there.
I have usta-be friends who live out there now. They become complete jerkoffs since they got there. Must be in the drinking water or something.
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The absolute, complete pussification of America is
getting worse and worse every fuckin' day.
Just stop it. Right now. FUCK.
Goodyear Tire Chief Executive Rich Kramer said Thursday the company had clarified its policy to make clear employees can wear apparel expressing support for law enforcement after it faced a boycott call from President Trump. Trump he would swap out the Goodyear tires on his presidential limousine if there were an alternative.
Goodyear on Thursday said it had a longstanding policy of asking employees of refraining from working place expressions of support for any political candidates. Trump accused the Ohio-based company of “playing politics” by forbidding workers from donning the “Make America Great Again” caps favored by his supporters.
More 'woke' over-sensitive fuckin' jerkoffs everywhere ya go, every friggin' day. It's makin' me sick.
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A Republican fly repeatedly landed on Michael Bloomberg’s face during his bullshit DNC speech.
The fly first came to rest above the billionaire’s right eye before briefly stopping above his upper lip as the former Big Apple mayor ripped President Trump’s business acumen.
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'The artists who used to have a career', but now don't, because of their big mouths. These three idiots who were once known as the Dixie Chicks - gave their first nationwide performance as “The Chicks” on Thursday, singing the National Anthem at the Democratic convention.
It sucked. They do too. Juss' sayin'
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These Russkies don't fuck around, do they?
Ya say shit about 'em, they kill ya.
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That may easily be the stupidest single fuckin' thing I have ever heard anyone say - I swear to god.
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Don't worry, Gropin' Joe was always a self-important jerk.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is it me, or is Zippy looking a lot whiter these days?
Those two storms are in a position to give New Orleans a week to remember!
ReplyDeleteAs a kid I worked in a grocery store and I can remember selling the sh-t out of those disgusting canned hams. At Easter time we couldn't get enough of them. We would offer to slice & tie them for customers for no extra charge and just remembering wiping off all them gelatinous crap off of them was enough to make never eat one again
ReplyDeletewell played gentlemen...
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